Show HUMOR OF THE HOUR Little Miss McKinley at the Illinois convention con-vention I youre waking call me early Call me early mother dear For this has been the happiest day Of the presidential year Of the presidential year mother The maddest merriest day For Im to be queen of the May mother Im to be queen of the May Chicago Record What the senate needs is a few finished orators Puck His Defender Why he yawned three times while I was talking to him Perhaps he wasnt yawning He may have been trying to say something Life S No Fixed Standard She Was she stylishly styl-ishly dressed 7 HeYes I supose so She Dont you know HeWell I never saw a costume like It before Chicago Record A Seeker for TruthDear me sighed the young bride these slang expressions in the papers are so difficult What Is puchlng the bag I is an athletic exercise explained the young husband with the promptness youIS of a honeymooner And Is hitting the pipe something of the same kind Indianapolis Journal sale lrna u f < h = v |