| Show LIFES LITTLE IRONIES They call muskrat marsh rabbit In the Delaware market Once there was a congressman who resigned re-signed because he thought he didnt fairly fair-ly represent his district but that was long ago Jimmy Wilkinson of Carthage Mo has had lots of fun In his seven years of life and has only broken his leg eleven times A Hebrew Rubinstein and an Anti Semite Lehmann fought a duel in Ber lin Neither was hurt but Rubinstein caught cold and had the grip Dueling Is dangerous Lew Stono of Beldlngf Mich tried to doctor a sick cow at night She kicked the lantern over and became roast beef within the burning barn The street car man doesnt have things quite all his own way The street car plants of Toledo have depreciated over a million dollars in value owing to the growth of the bicycle habit Fate grinned audibly when she Impelled Im-pelled David Christie Murray after a general grumbling about the faults of American railways to pick out as the very wprst of them the Britishbuilt Britishowned Grand Trunk line A peripatetic painless toothpuller up the state gives public exhibitions ot painless extracting with an assistant and two musiciansthe latter presumably to drown the yelling of the victims with Instrumental vociferation |
