Show I For Napleons Sake I London TitBits Some people are very fond of telling a story that has a catch In i and so taking their listeners inHere in-Here Is a sample of what I mean Once when In Pars Napoleon paid a visit to a hospital for old soldier Among the Inmates was an old man who had lost an arm The emperor asked him Where did you lose your aria At Austerltz sire Then no doubt you cure the emperor and your country for your fate jOn j-On the contrary sad the veteran t for the emperor and my country I would sacrifice my other arm I can hardly believe it said the emperor em-peror The soldier immediately drew a saber army from Its sheath and lopped off the other A most sublime act ot selsrltc said the old lady who had been listening to the yarn total forgetting the impossibility Im-possibility his remaining or a aria onearmed man cutting off |