Show WIT AND KUTtOR I Chicago Record Where we boarded I last summer we could hear the rain pat 1 I rn ter on the roof asnt that lovely No when the landlord found out that I wo Iked It he charged it in our bill I Boston Transcript Young Mrs Styles Men are so different after marriage Miss SlnrletonSo Ive hoard but why do you say It now Young Mrs StYlesh at my request I Charles willingly gave up going to the war but 1 youl believe It he shows no I inclination to she up his club for my sake I I I New York Weekly Mrs TlptovI am sorry evening you were not at my reception last Mrs Hishup coldlYI received no invitation in-vitation Mrs Tpton with affected surprise Indeed I must have miscarried I had amonG my guests three foreign counts Mrs HighupSo that Is where they were I desired to engage them lat evening to walt on the table at our theatre I thea-tre par supper but the employment agent told me they Were out I I Lustse Blater FreddyMs brother George Is a head tale than your brother FrankyYesbtmt my brother Is a stomach stom-ach tater than ours Our fag the gentle breeze doth fan Above the town or San Juan I floated there since Tuesdays dawn Above the castle or San Juan Cleveland Plain Dealer Indianapolis Journal Yes I started I on my lecturing tau V with the avowed intention In-tention or telling the people things they all ought to know My dear man people wou1 much rath e her things they ought not to know Syracuse lErid HeYes she Is living under an assumed name I Sh assume hat Is it HeThe one she assumed Immediately I after her husband marred her |