Show Bargains for Scholars A queer little man kept an alphabet shop And out from his counter hippily hop He danced until he was ready to drop Singing and shouting with never a stop Come In little scholars With bright silver dollars Or if joue not any Then como with a penny I have bumble Bs And marrowfat Ps Some Chinese Qs And Japanese leA le-A flock of Js And lots of Es And perfectly beautiful darKblue Cs This is the place to buy your knowledge At cheaper rates than are inn at college I Ihen hed draw a long breath and spin like a top This queer little man in an alphabet shop |