Show Sweethearts and Wives As Quoted by Young Lovers Sofa and no father JKxchange Charlie May I announce our engagement en-gagement at once Not yet Perhaps both of us may be able to do better Life He Ive been engaged in a desperate flirtation but Im tired of it and Twish the girl would gently drop me She Then why dont you propose to her TitBits I recently performed four marriage mar-riage ceremonies intwcnty minutes remarked the Rev Dr Tnirdly That was at the rate of twelve Unots an hour added Miss Flyp Chicago lnter 0cean Maud trying to get rid of her little brother Dan isnt papa call ing you DanYes but ha dont want me He only wants to let Mr Softie know he 1 at home Detroit Free Frees He You dont love me as you did before we were married dont believe be-lieve SheOf conrso I dont John You wouldnt expeot I woman to love a married man as she could a bachelor would you Boston Courier Mr LurkerExcuse me Miss Snapper but I have long sought this opportunity op-portunity to Misa Snapper Never mind the preamble Mr Lurker Run right in and ask pa Hqs been expecting this would come for the last two years Chicago News Record Im afraid its getting get-ting late sad young Mr Snippy as he mado his fifth bluff to go and the clock struck 12 Dont bo apprehensive Mr anippy said the young lady quietly I got over that fear an hour ago Little Jsnnnie In the New York Herald A young man is coming to see my sister right along now and every time I go into the parlor Ito gives me some money to g out and buy some candy and then when I come back Sis wont let me stay in the parlor cause my hands is sticky Thats why I dont see much of him |