Show V HI TILLS OS FOR POINTS It is a geometrical fact that a man cannot make a square meal off a pie Washington Star You say your present boss treats you bettor than Mr Smith did Yis sor and oftener Jijioch The female spiritualistic medium never exposes ex-poses herself That is to bay bhe never goes out without her raps Yonkers Statesman No my son it is not always polite to tell a man what you think of him It i safer to tell it to somebody else and is just as effective inmost in-most instances Boston Transcript Tvo got an idea for a play said Splvvins Well Ill tell you what to do with it if you want your play to succeed replied Spavvins What Leave the ida out Washington Star Beggar Please sir will jo lend me a dime ter get somethin ter eat Gentleman Youve pot a quarter in your hand now Whats that for Beggar Thats ter tip the walterXew York Weekly GuestAnd you are the proprietor of this popular hotel are you Why I was here last summer and I dont think you owned it then did you Mr HeavytopO no I was one of the waiters thcughCornic You applying for a pension You werent in the army No but I tried to enlist at the age of thirten and my uncle kicked me all the way home from the recruiting officethree blocks I havejustcome to the conclusion that he injured my spine Imlianapolit Journal this mince pie is delicious said Cadley to Mrs Noorlch Have you the receipt for it Sir said the lady indignantly receipt No sir I have not because I have not yet received the bIilZar > w Baar |