Show LAUGHS FOR LAWYERS I I Pointed Paragraphs and Anecdotes About Members of tho Bar When a certain judge well known in Rochester Roch-ester was a young lawyer the court appointed appoint-ed him counselor for a certain prisoner requesting re-questing him to give the best advice he could under the circumstances He then retired to an adjoining room for consultation returning return-ing alone shortly afterward Where is your client asked the judge Ho has gone quietly replied the young lawyer Gono Why what do you mean sir1 Why your honor told ino to give him the best advice I could and as ho confessed his guilt I opened the window and advised him to jump for his ilfe q The prisoner took my advice and is about two miles from here by this time or Im ver much mistaken Boa ton Budget A LAW EXAMINATION ProfessorYou are aware that in certain cases the mother call be guardian of her I children provided sho is of age Now can a I grandmother also be guardian StudentYes sir Professor Under Vhat conditions StudentProvided she is of age Paris Figaro V A DIFPENB OF OPU IOIT An attorney expressing a conflicting opinion opin-ion in a matter under discussion before Judge Walton was met with this You should remember the remark of Judge Qoodonow to Judge Goddard You may be right and I may be wrong but my I opinion is worth more than yours because my opinion decides this caseand yours does not Medalia Times |