Show The Much-Criticised Much Mr Bryan JV UCH of the criticism of Mr Bryans Bryan's talking tour is unwar- unwar 11 ranted According to our time honored American custom somebody somebody some some- somebody body must do the spellbinding for the tho incumbent administration and wh why not Mr r. r Bryan Z l Mr lr Taft did his own talking bIlking and was con con- considerably denounced Most fost of the Presidents have hao felt it their duty to explain their policies from time to time to get into touch with the tho people to feel the public pulse Mr r. r Wilson has declared that he is going g to spend most of his time at his desk discharging th the duties that devolve dev upon him Obviously Obviously Ob Ob- Ob- Ob somebody must be bo doing the tho talking and Mr Bryan is essentially essentially es es- es- es the tIie man for the task As a single handed long or short distance distance dis dis- dis- dis tance tanco endurance talker Mr Bryan has hag every ery other American lashed to the mast and screaming for the breeches buoy If Mr Wilson Vilson has designated him to diagnose public publio sentiment to keep account of pulse and respiration it is nobody's business but that of the thc Secretary Secretary Secretary Secre Secre- tary of State and his chief the man whom he made President of the United States The rhe truth is that the newspapers have c been so accustomed to denouncing denouncing denouncing de de- Mr f 1 Bryan that they ther find it difficult to curb a n habit long followed It is not I possible for him to please them theta and his conduct indicates a cheerful carelessness as to what they think of him Wo We believe c that some of his utterances have havo been rather indiscreet In view of his position but like most Americans Americana we have a badly suppressed half-admiration half for his boundless optimism and his uncaring donee lIe He enjoys life hugely and the tho amusement of baiting the ultra conservative has hns BO so long enlivened enliven cd his days dars that he cannot abandon it even though the dignities of premier of the I Presidents President's cabinet press upon him f I One rather enjoys seeing Mr 1 Bryan Brsan at his diversions So long longas as he does not get us into deserved trouble with some belligerent rival nation notion we vo have no objection to his having haing his little fling Theman The rhe Theman man who has thrice carried cd the Democratic banner to defeat may be pardoned if ho jubilates now that it is entrenched at Washington and his friends arc in the saddle BELGIAN chemist has Invented a A process of ot making artificial meat treat The now product is called which Is 13 probably slang slang- In n Belgium for tor meat and Mr the Inventor declares th that t It Is more nourishing moro more digestible and mId much cheaper than regular meat And as several prominent physicians physIcian have havo given It their approval we v must keep a Do straight faco and take It seriously l the now new near meat will bring about a higher culture in tho butchering fraternity With all duo due d deference and devotion de to our friends the he butchers It must be admitted that In n many instances their acumen Is exceeded ex exceeded ex- ex by their girth Hirth Of or course It would be bo asking a a. great reat deal of ot tho the average butcher to b be as erudite as ashe ashe asie he ie Is corpulent But bo ho that as It ma may the he discovery of ot will make mako It Imperative that the tho meat moat salesman of ot tomorrow shall havo have aa a. consIderable kno knowledge of ot chemistry Because listen lis- lis listen lis lIs- ten has for tor Its main Ingredient ingredient ingredient ingre Ingre- malt mixed with various chemicals chemi chemi- cals In order to be able ablo to mix malt up iii with chemicals and get a nice Juicy steak steal or maybe mab a few delectable pork chops you would have havo to know a athing athing athing thing thing- or two Sending Willie down to tho corner butcher with a a. proscription for tor a ll soup bone would be bo risky business business business busi busi- ness if It the Butch should mistake the I cyanide of off potassium for the tho nine however will make mako the spousal career a less hazardous under under- taking The bl bitter ter calumny heaped upon n a certain recurring oft gruel byan by byan byan an outraged lord and tle resultant al altercation al- al between man and all wife all this will be done dodo away with Because thus far Mr has been beon unable to perfect a satisfactory t substitute for or orha ha hash h. h |