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Edgar Boulder. to recent developments OWING which It had no control, I believe the Interior department temporarily has shelved the Idea of changing J. Edgar Hoovers name to J. Edgar Boulder, as was previously predicted In these dispatches. But now certain critics at Washington insist on accusing that gentleman of in connection with his latest activities. Well, he has the advantage over some press agents. When he promises a show he certainly puts it on upon the day and date announced, with the band playing The Alcatraz Drag and every cage full. Funny Foreign Names, from Warsaw is that WORD Incumbent, the Hon. Mar- jan Zyndram KoscialcowskI, having resigned, the president of Poland has picked as the new premier none other than Gen. Feiicyan Slawogskladkowskl. The latter gentleman has already been installed up to and including his first five or six syllables, the rest of the name running as a second section. 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