| Show little bit humora humoro BEGAN EARLY A little boy returning home after a sunday school class gazed for a time at his baby brother just one month old mummy he said when will baby begin to talk 1 I 1 expect it will bo be a year or more before he can say anything was the discouraging reply why mummy said the boy in a very disappointed tone job cursed the day he be was boral stray stories another she had just accepted him and they were blissfully discussing the might have beens 11 darling he inquired in the confident tone of 0 one who nho knows what the answer will be why you accept that little donkey jones because she answered dreamily 1 I loved another plain dumb maybe what makes you think he was sin an amateur in crime asked the chief well replied the cop there was a filling station on one corner a speakeasy speak P eak easy on another and a popular beauty parlor in the he block and yet he goes and rob a dinky gents furnishing store cincinnati enquirer LARGE IF do you think a man should divide Ms ids earnings with his wife yes les ir if she dont get it all first enily easily explained judge how can you be so mean as to swindle people who put confidence in you i prisoner well your honor they are the only ones that you can swindle blarney lady motorist but really it my fault I 1 put out my hand gallant irishman sure me darlin Us your hand so small I 1 tee it at all london daily telegraph poor credentials credential shy say I 1 was a fool to tell that dentist that you sent me to him Since paw fool what do you 1 mean hurja well he just made me pay cash in advance more appropriate sirs mrs I 1 suppose rant ant a den in our new house mr Jew smith id like one but I 1 lead such a dogs life I 1 guess ill have to be content with a kennel F ferlys ferrys edrys seeds are ar sold only in fresh dated packages when you buy fer rys seeds you are sure ot of the finest quality available adv the only way did you hear about the two kangaroos who skipped from home jumped into marriage and lived hop ever after A different kind london child on her first view of 0 a rainbow oo 00 mummy what Is it advertising london |
