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Show 1' I THE SALT LAKE TIMES, WEDNESDAY. JUNE 25, 1800 3 these women p labels. And over perhaps when Tom eets saying, u of them will feel more deposed Wds the manufacturer whLeZS fa Pumpkin if pumpkin s Lewiston Journal. "iat 8 by the PPinn! looks more Z". don't it?" remarked one .'".Hainan to her visitor, lately. jit what I thought," replied string her work drop into her 10d and looked at my can. labeled 'Pumpkin,' and so I ia ' ttust 8 pumpkin and made Pies of it: but Tom declared .lrpuniptijjpies... "Well. ; ami i believe why. see ! ., f !iule girl hud torn off the tt,?ra11 wi that next the ciim '..r :re "f a squash, and nndrr- - ta'-- .ll'h, etc." 1 --z- .,:f i k eIIi - All Kinds aijcl Lowest Prices. ----- - AT.---------- THE PAIR financial. WELLS, FARGO & GO'S Slt Lake City ruh i Buys and sells exchange nukn teiHcr-tphti'- transfers on ihr prlm-iint- l eitie of tha Vmtod MatM and K.urvpe, una ou all points on th Inmips letter or rivdit available tn ths prin i opal cities ofthowurM. l attention given to tho selling of ores and bullion. Advances made on consignments at lowest t rate. Iartleiilar attention Klven to oollm-ttou- s ' throughout I' tan. Nevada and adjoining tcrrt- - lories. Accounts solu-itod- . j coiiKKsPV.NDcyrs: Wells, Varim Co London Wells. Parvo A Co New Yorn Maverick National Hank ttoMou ' First National Hank Omaha Klrst National Kimk leaver i Mwhnnta' National Hank Chlcauo Hoannen'8 National Bank St. I.ouls j Wells, Fargo iCo San Francisou ! 3". 33. XJOOXST. --'Vgent. j EX DCCZ "WCSt CI ClCSlT. OUR ASSORTED CASES FOR FAMILIES J ARE JUST WHAT YOU WANT, AT A K I NOMINAL PRICE, ALSO HEADQUAR- - TERS FOR JAPANESE LANTERS AND f FLAGS. i Wc arc always lo (lie Front oil nil Hoods we liaiulk 13 WEST Ti I JH .IAJLI'U WKST SOUTH ST j Capital Fully raid, 100,000.00 Union National Bank, UNITED STATES DEPOSITORY Transacts a General Banking Easiness. j Safe Deposit Vaults Fire and Burglar ! lToor. j Rents from $5 to $25 per Annnm. I.R. tTAI.KFR. Prcsl.lnnt. M. If, WAIKKB, M.J.iHKKSMAN. Cashier, I.. H. KARNSWO KTH. A ut. Caen ler, K WALKER, Jr., Asst. Cashier.. GEORGE A. LOWE, Dealer in All Kindt of First-Cl- Agricultural Implements- ,- M'HUTTLKU FAl'M AND MtKUllB WAUOJH, Colli! Bute Fiiaetons and Roafl Carts of I'Vfry (losi'ription. Steam Engines, Leffel Wheels. WAREHOU8E3 STATU KOAW JIKTNT.F.N FIItST AND SHCOND SOUTH. Juinea If. IIhvuh, I ranU I,. Kwlluud, 1're.lUeut. (hler. Bank of Salt Lake. Salt Lake City, Utah. General Banking Business Transactei Interest Paid on Time Deposits. Exchange Bought and Sold. Money to Lend on Real Estate from One to Five Years Time. t, nfTrTu a specialty. yv-TAYLO- atty at tw. 4i and hi, Waxatck illork . HOME COAL Ca Have constuiiliy ou liaiul Weber ipno Rock Springs) UUdl At Lowest 3Iarkct I'rlros. Prompt Delivery: 03ic - 22Enst FlrrttHonthBtroot F. A. Mitchell Manager and Seo'y. J. Ci Conhlin, STOCK HROKEU, Mining Stocks and Other Securities Sought and Sold. Dealer in REAL ESTATE AND MINES. Meinlirr of Salt Ltikf Stock Kxchang and of Salt Lake Heal Kitatti H.irhanije iVwndvii l'fir a rraid'nt of Stilt Luke City I'orrespnmlriicp SoIIcIIimI. Kefpreiiret -- UiiIdii Nntlon:il Hatilt, Dnwrot Nutlotml Hunk. 1'tuli Nail. nl Hunk, J. K. l)Kily, MuKcr Woll, Ftti(i a. I'd,, Suit l.k. City. lioom 1. nccmid floor. Wntrh ImlMliiK. hie em: PoiiMY m miiixe cojipaxt Lombard Investment Go. TrMmimitll: : : til WEST I'illST X01T1I. : : r.O.&nM. Kansas City, Ho., and Boston, Hiss. . Branch office for Utah anil southern Idaho, Corner First South and Main Streets, Mult I.ukoC'lty, t; tul i. W. j. JIAM', . Mannifcr. Make Loan on Farm anil City rrojierty at Katy Mate. E. SELLS, J. TUCKER. H. W. SELLS. Sells & CoiTpaiiy, Wholesale and Retail Dealers in Lumber, South Btm't, ojirMwito HUi Ward Anui'inMy Koomi 1'. 0. Kit 107N. Old I'loiirrr tar 4 ot Artustranif fUglrj. D. VAN BUSKIRK, ofKICK OK T. C STE33U 'Hicl'anlliisliirlliivdiiKiiitCi), GENERAL REAL ESTAlE BUSINESS TRANSACTED. SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THI FORKING OF SYNDICATES. AGENTS FOR EASTERN CAPITAL Wt do nolJandU SArsl'S. but GOOD IIARGAIS'S ! KXl'lillKNCl;l OI'KH'ATOIirH and MetntKM of the KlUi. trtn E'.'-- l 170 MAIN STREET, corner Second South. j j al National Bail-- : OF SALT LAKE CITY. Capital . $250,000 JV'o. 11 East Pirtt South Wrest. DIEZCTOES: It G. BA..TH President II. M. Downkv Thus. Mahkhall, K. K. SoitYMswt, . It AlJKHHACH, 1.1. C HAI ON. John J. Dai.y, W. V. Noiii.k, J. VV.UoNNELLAN Cashier Transact a General Jiiunkiuy Dusineaa in all its Branches. Soils sight draft on the principal cities of the world. Issues circular letters of credit and postal money orders on all part of l:uroie and the Orient, Collections prompt In attended to. Loans money at the lowest rats and on the best terms prevailing in this market. McCORNICK & CO., 8ALT LAKE, UTAU Careful attention given tn the Pale of Ore an4 Bullion, We tolic.lt ContiimmenU, highest market price. COLLECTIONS MADEAT LOWEST RATES ACTIVE ACCOUNTS SOLICITED. CORRESPONDENTS: New York -I-mp. and Trad. Nat. Hunk, Chem-ical Nat. Hunk. Koimtxn Hius. ChlcaKo Commercial Nat. Hank. Han Kraiu-lsco- First Nat. Hank, Nat. Hank. Omaha-Oma- ha Nat Hank. St. J,onls- - State U:ink of St. touts. Kansas I'lty-- l- It. Hank of Ksnsas f'ity. Denver Denver Nat Hank, city Nat. Hank Irfjmlon. Kn.'laud Meosrs. Martin & Co., XI Lombard street. JIOTKI.S. WALKEK .MIQUSE. Ji4 Walker is Located in tlui Business Center of this City and has all fio Modern Improvements & Conveniences Pertaining to a strictly first-cla- ss house It is managed as well o any hotel In the West and Is strictly the Hulness and Tour-ist Hotel of Halt Lake City. l'asen(cr Klevator. TheAValker & the Metropolitan Are the Two Leading Hoteli of Salt Lake City. Or. S. ERB Propr. THE CULLEN.i TUB Modern Hotel . oF SALT LAKE CITY. g. C. Efl I.VG, Proprietor. r,l South Main Street. a T. Burton, Jr , J. A. Oroesbsck, W, B-- Andrew Burton, Groesbeck & Co., BL'YEUH AM) HKU.EnS ('' (.'HOICK . Business, Residence and Acreage Property. Solo r South Lawn Addition. Office 289 S. Main SL Telephone 484 f2r-- ft SALT LAKE VALLEY j Loan and Trust Company, j Sail IMe, City, Tilth. til'llAL - :jfH,WH. Money to torn on real tt and nthT fo4 secuntiej, on hort and I'mg Wtun. niatTom ft J.kntUhwy. I'ra. P. H. Dyr. fw-- fret: W K. McC'rnu.k, lierrtgt M lnumy, H Bamberger, John A. h'OtHMKk, Imanutl Knhn, Si. H. t.tant. b. it Cumminj, Secretary. B. H. t'ieULt. Jr. - Trviturer. Kcal Estate Mort:ig.. iruaraatewl by the j c'jii.icy. for na,e. r,mc Daft buildliiii, ua rftaim, No. IT, Mala st mail ait Montana llaciery Coup? j C P, AIS( N, Matiiiyer. Headquarters for all Classes of Maciiiey, Engines and lioiUrs from jwwer ana opwird la ittjck tor imm diate dcliTery. Steam Pampa, lojectora, Uorvt Vhim, Uiiiatio Eagiaej Kock Breakers, Wall's Holla, Insersoll Air Compressor al Drill, Lubrl catlnj; Oils, Mine, 3Iill and Suielier Suppli, Siirer, OoM aal CyficeotsJ lg Jlills trc.U:d and dliverl in running orler. Maine Office ana Warerooms 253 S. ilm Slreal, Sail Izti D. S. AGENCY. BUTTE. MONTANA. Salt Italic Transfer Co. i'ATTEN & GLENN. Car Lots a Specialty. -- 7 J t ' $- -, i ii ir. vr.f s.tth .. , ry - yX . KELLY & COMPANY Printers, Blank-Boo- k Makers and Stationers, No. 3 W. Ke-on- cl Huutti tt, Salt Lake, - Utah Our fa iiit 1 dfir.g f'.nt CU" J- - IMi. IXitl Ij! I tit ce '.t afii U v.. ti,te It il'- -t I'rmtd ail t(iinir. ia'nl'ie. t t ;'"'1 Mining fun aot Mrt- - rullllle Worl- - :i!Hu ,U hili.l ('oa.ldt.- - iii"i( tr'.r nifi- - "ii'" u( tli Iim- -I il.nro l l'r S. um ,rmi':jd in, rnl.ft.- - Prices low. Call cn Ui. , Ladies Bazaar, ARTISTIC NEEDLEWORK. Bemoved lo 322 8- - Mm in Htreet Choice line of Piano Covers. Tabia Cover3. Toilet Sets. Opera Ba?3. Sofa PIHO-W3- Hand Bags Bureau and Sideboard Scarfs, Silk Drapes. Cen-ter Piecesand Doylies' Summer Cor-sets, Swiss Embroidered Arironj. Ruching. Ribbon and Zephyr. Wash Silks, Linens and ali kinoa of mater- - ; ials. Slumpinr loe : !ni A.S.Webster. A. M. Webster. THE HaNSOX PKODICE CO., j Merihant. fS West Temple i toB.mi." , Street. - . Butter, ftfits. chrcs.-- ad fruit Wt-- , rn ag-n-ti tor the Diamond. - ' Avrshire-- . car:i.l.; i ieam-.T- s A. A. , ! H 1'. Co. r:r,t, no.tonUn. anil Jfw Tork.rs, . ""V?9 maaf some means, ffi 4whom Le cnsilers the most evej T mNwYkthe man, L? v or w,dth' goes with hi wife to at ready made houses, and accents buys and pays for the one whicMs objectionable. In other words, the Bos- ton man has his clothes carefully made for him by a tailor whom he thinks skill- - Sadyma11 Oddly enough this comparison, if for the ew York manis notoriously the , most carefully dressed man on the con-tinent, and has, as Mark Twain says, "a godless grace and snap and style" about himself and his dress which the people of other communities find it impossible to reproduce; but in building-exc- ept in the obviously exceptional cases of palaces- -elegance, comfort and a careful adaptation of means to an end are less studied in New York than in any other community which can in any respect be compared with ssell Sturgis in Scnbner's. 3 lOTJIANS LOVE. Scotchman 1"oses Hls Heart o E"tbe Daughter of His Master. LIVES AFTEE THEM rj DO Painted Iu the Way-- She fitness Box -- His Calling. I'i . asatner D?oiute'ry wiie ko U! fdtiwn of the Murray Hill ss&ed by a valued footman for f interview. When by them--S tbe library the gentleman, at-- ld waiting- - was surprised to see honest face, which topped 6 feet 1 ,,jr Scotch brawn, paling and 'like a !?ir1'9' while 116 vail)1y la jihe morrow." ei li my man, yon don't mean you J 'leave m? sors-ir-- ? Are you not with your wages and your privi-- inls in heaven coiildna find bui lwaun gangawa1." jot let von go, Donald, without JW. VThat aro your reasons for to niaister." H'e I,oor fellow groaned, , effort, "tho bonny lassie, Misi It.amia,canna stay, sir!" .Bwrfc, man! Has Miss Bessie ran unkindly? I would not sup-ilile-ar," and then by much prod-tt'- o rehiotant man it transpired add had lost his heart to the 15- -i daughter of his employer and tuior hound to leave the house. ,mr daughter, know this? Have an to her? Why, Eessie is only ,oa rascal!'' exclaimed the father, nsisiun. B.sie's na bairn, Hir; Miss declared Donald, with a mission that in speaking of the eiauovor mentioned; "butsh IniaAV pair Donald's heart she knaw." icwe, my man, tliis ia too silly, want to lose you and you don't ,i tlirow up a good place. Con- -' all, this is preposterous!" ; is, sir," assented Donald, hum-c- t oli, niaister! yestereen when sie came from her drive i'i the rt fut slipped on tho step I her uh, maister," with a dra-jestu- ro toward his broad chest. have sick een, and sick a fut I I :3iigawa'." ' ' . m"ho did. The morning after-)l- a Bessie's maid found a small her mistress' door, addressed in a scrawl. The wondering Misa found that it contained a bunch idi heather and a gold ring a and engraved with a thistle, Scot-taticm- id emblem. That day poor ailed in tiie Caledonia carrying imded, honest heart back to the countree." Clara Belle's New letter. The True Way to Play I'okrr. It happened in a mining camp not far from this city, and tho hero is now a well known citizen, and will, we hope, attend church this morning. In those days he had not amassed his competency, and was a rough miner, eking out iit poker often what his claim failed to sup-ply. In fact, he was a daring bluffer. One night, as he was raising the stakes and crowding tho jack pot in his usual nonchalant fashion, a tenderfoot, who had wutrhed him with wonderment, re-marked admiringly: ''You must have a mighty good hand." "Don't knownothin' 'bout my hand," was the response. "Hain't looked at my koerds. I find that in this 'ere poker game it don't pay to look at your keerds. It's kinder apt to shake a feller's nerve." Spokane Spokesman. , The Real Trouble. Cleverton Why were you not at the ball the other evening? Dashaway My tailor went back on me. ' ' Cleverton Didn't send your clothes in time, eh? Dashaway Oh. yes, he did. Ho sent them C. O. D. Clothier and Furnisher. SALT LAKE CITT Sights and Scenes in and Around the Intermountain Metropolis. j PLACES OF KTEEEST TO VISITOBS. A GUIDE ' TO THE TOURIST. Useful Information for the Inrestor, the Home-Seek- er and the Visitor. Salt Lake's Location, Attraction, and Climate. Garfleld Beach and Other Summer lle.orta, The city of Salt Lake has a tame whir. reaches around the world. The population is about 55,000, and Is increasing at a rapid r;ite. It Is tsituated at. the bane ot the Wasatch ' niountains in a lovely valley, rich in agricul-tural resources and Is eighteen miles distant tram Great Salt Lake.' Its elevation above sea level is 4,3TO foet. There are many points of interest to visitors in the city and near it. Here are some ot them: The Temple. This magnificent cream-whit- e granite struc-ture was begun April 6, ISM. It is WOrKO fet, the walls are ICO feet high, and the towers.when completed, will be SCO fet in height. Over H.MiOnnu have been expended on the Temple, and it la now naarlng completion. In the same square with the temple is the spa-cious building called The Tabernacle. Here are held the services of the Mormon church, and these are attended every Sunday hy Immense congregations of people, both Mormon and (lentlle. The structure i oval in shape, seventy-tiv- feet hUrh and SMlxl.iO feet in length and breadth, lr has a seating capa-city of W.OiiO people, and her" may be heard what is claimed to be the finest organ in the world, l'attl once saug in the wbermu le, and demonstrated that Its acoustic powers aro very line. The Garilo House, , or Amelia Palace, was built by Brlsham Young who willed that it should v the residence of his favorite wife. Ains'ia KolHom Young, but Klnce his death it has been used as the official restdeuceof dignitarlos m the church. . Hrlgham Young's Residences, known as the and the Lion House are structures, curious from as-sociations. These are situated in what was once Hrlgham Young's domain, all of which has passed Into other hands, save the largo lot In which Is Brlgham Young's Grave. This can be reached bypassing through the Kagle Gate, au archway in the old mud wall which at one time encompassed Brigham's prl vate property. One or two of the prophet's wives repose beside his last restiug place. A slab of granite covers the grave and ihere is space left near by tor the graves ot his other wives. lleserrt Museum. This institution is situated on South Tempie street, directly opposite Temple square. It contains a large number ot interesting curios-ities, chiefly pertalulug to the early history of Utah. It is well worth a visit. Prospect Hill (with its lookout tower commands a splendid 'view of the city and Its surroundings. The Tithing ltullding possesses interest as being the general depot for taxes collected by the Mormon church from its disciples. Liberty Park, In the southeastern portion of the city is a beautiful resort .and can be reached by rapid transit trains. The Chamber of Commerce, on Second South street, is visited by those who take an interest in the commercial standing of the city. There are several largo cases con tatnlng specimens of Utah's mineralogy which attract much attention. The Grand Opera House, on Second South street, is under able manage-ment and is handsomely and comfortably fitted up. Some of the best talent in the coun-try is constantly passing between the Atlantic arid the Pacific, and Salt Lake City Is always made a stopping place for performances, either the opera house or the Salt Lake Theater being selected. This latter place of amuse-ment was built by Brigham Young over thirty years ago. It is a large and beautiful temple and is comfortably arranged. Assembly Hall, near the temple, is used in winter for worship hv the Mormons, the tabernacle being too large to admit of proper heating. Assembly hall Is l)x8 feet, and cost UftO.000. The celling Is d with church ptctures, among them the Angel Moroni disclosing the hiding place of the golden plates to Joseph Smith. The IS'atatorlum is a large circular bathing house, the center of which, under a glass roofT is a swimming pool. The water is brought in pipes from Beck's Hot Springs. There are also a large number of bath rooms. Electric Streetcars connect, with every point of interest in the city. The system is new and the appointments good. Rapid transit la assured. ' Camp Iouglas, three miles east of the city and over 400 feet above it. is beautifully laid out In the midst of lawns and orchards, and the barracks and houses of th. officers are built of stone. The nost commands a wide view of the city and bevond where Oreat, Salt Lake lies like molten silver at the foot of the western mountains. Beck's Hot Springs are in the northern part of the city about three miles from the business center. They issue from the base of the mountains, and are regarded as a very valuable aid in cases of rheumatism, dyspepsia and scrofula. The waters are used both in-ternally and externally, and there Is an excellent bath bouse and necessary appointments for the comfort of patients. The Warm Sulphur Springs are between the Hot Springs and the city, about one mile from tbe postofllce. There is a good hotel and comfortable Hath house In connec-tion with the springs, and they can be reached by street railway. Tho Mountains are unsurpassed in magnificent canyons, and at leasV a don of the grandest are with n reach of the eity. These Invite the tourist to days, weeks or monlhs among their wlw recewies to fish, to hunt, W scale the peaks and ridges, and to gather nv the sides of mossy spring, beneath the shade of umbrageous pines. Hig 1'otumwo.id canyon should be seen by every tourist Here are lake Mary and Martha froin which flows tha turbulent Cottonwood river; and mountains are lakes BlancherFlSreuce and Lillian. Besides these are Mi ls creek. Parley s. Emigration, and City (reek canyons, all extremely picturesque and delightfully romantic. ; Pleasant Drives abound in scores around the outklrts of th; cm: along the quiet country roads and through the lanes dividing meadows of rich alfalfa and fields of grain: wh le the green majestic mountains are never entirely lost of From under the branches of trees above hedges of the wild dog-ros- ami are cau(?ht of snow.covered peaks. A Srive to Fort Doulns. and then a mile further of Kmip atlon canyon if most Xhtful. It was here that the sight of ?". lornion pioneers wis first made glad ! of Salt, Lake valley them, on the (Mtb of July. m' The Great Salt Lake. I think " says Ernest Ingersoll, "few per-sons realize how-- wonderfully, strangely wutifiil this inland sea is." and Phil R..binson has hive "not sunset,, by lard and sea tn "frlcZ Knropesnd America, and wh-- re A a rl have ever t".n more wonderous coVlne. more electrlfjlng effects than the the Great bait Lake of t tab." Salt si on Lake la beautiful a sheet of water as can be found anvwhere. The wav-- s are a bright blue as they danc on tts surface It wXdbe hard to tell which color prevails It S dotted with beautiful islands and it affords ine finest salt water bathing in th. world. Garfield Beach within easv distance of the city, being bttt n miles of a ride by train. Hr is every luxurv and comfort for a dip ta thS sea. and also all the things for "he comfort of the Inner man. cafe affords enjoyable meals at Mnsonable The nrices T and row boats are to be had for a quiet the waters whichpowess a romant.c -- pull" on The management of thrKcommdatlons at Garfleld Beach s under thVdirection of the Union facitic Rall-- 1 way company, as is that at . Lake Park the supervision ot the Bio Grande West-?r- a Thli rewrt U norttof the city, about , VSt way between Salt Lake and Cgden. and is by visitors, it U similar in Lctlvlnessto Garfleld, a U well wwlbj 'visit. ... lie Jlui'liiin Nil Nisi Uonuin. !ite fashion of saying nothing i of the dead has, like the dead, n into the ground. '. It has done e harm to the rising generation, ve died who ought to have died There was no good in thein to "f, ami tliey have occupied such i'!it places in tho affairs of the that they could not well bo left (xmversdtion or history without aholo in it. The Rev. Dr. histories of great men ;iy selinols are of questionable "ffect. He writes np Napoleon itte as if he were a saint. 'gar coated other iinsiiint-racter- s, and made them sweet j I'wnt for the plastic minds of to take. Tho eulogies of dead Miien by congressmen living are 'jmplimentary matter that would 9 stood a minute on the stump in the opposition. Clergymen are uly enibarrassed at the funeral Mvoaltliy but dishonest and im-ITs-to know what to say of stimding there between the tin: living. They might speak "h; but that would often offend ViK. mid in tho clergyman's case liring that must be considered, Weans Picayune. " . A Sure Cure. The following little story is told of Secretary Kusk and a young "man of so-ciety." .The young man, in the course of a'conversation on certain table dishes, expressed a great preference for beef-steak and onions. "But, don't yon know, Mr. Secretary," he said. "I seldom enjoy my favorite dibh. A fellow can't eat onions and go into society. His breath, you know-w- ell, it's not quite what he wants for tho drawing room. The girls, you see" "My young friend," interrupted Sec-retary Rusk, "let me tell you how you can have your beefsteak and onions, and go to see the girls, too. You go up to Cbnmberlin's and order your beefsteak and onions. They know how to cook them there. When you get your bill, it will just take your breath away." New York Tribune. senator 'Hearst and His Horses. Senator Hearst i. extremely devoted to his horses and, besides his racing sta-ble, of which he will have thirty repre-- j sentatives east this season, he keeps five noble animals in Washington. Four of them, two blacks and two bays, he drives alternately to his carriage, while tho other is for his porwnal riding. itoom at tho xop. Bliffers No use. This workaday world, with its ceaseless push and energy, has become too intensely practical for men of fine susceptibilities. There is no chance for imagination. Wiffers Nonsense! Men of imagina-tion are making big money tins time of vear, writing advertisements of summer cottages. New York Weekly. The thiuese Way. 'a passing by a Chinese laundry in E"'iit. and, chancing to look in, I ingtuiled Uongoliuu Bitting in the Trith ii pile of those ,iim-ja- look-ii-slips of yellow paper in front 'mi tho list book open on the rt'To yon go to pay for your :;ftashee." jng funny ia that." ' ' il was rather tragic, though I Rv ut first." 18 ho skinning a rat?" "i had a log chain fastened is iiHck secured by a big pad--i thero was a look of remorse Siutiiiii on his saddle colored f awoite my sympathies. WTalk-f-met by another Chinaman, hustling out of au adjoining "''face wreathed in smiles and s?li(1 I, 'What's the matter ms niuu. Gin Sling?'" Sl"iwi.(.!iv He-h- Dis man clerkee. (ne dav say Canada. i.,'T,! ,K're allee t1meP' Eh' '. Atlanta Constitution. ' . why We Say "The Speaker." We call the presiding officer of the house of representatives "The Speaker because the English did so in giving a title to the head of the house of com-mons, and they chose that name because that officer is the spokesman of the house when addressing thesovereign.-Gnat- ter. Nothing to laugh At. "lilooms-W- hat were the boys all laugh-ing so heartily over? . Chumley-Sm- ith got off one of his beastly jokes. "Why didn't you Jaugnr "It was on me."-- CS Times. s'i'i Fainted. ,."' doted on " Vogknerian" music, and, when Herr Schlambang Jin tha piano and mopped the ;tlc? from his head, she went to she would Uke to know what m election was the one which 21 such a wonderful depth of feel- - -- d? he told ner Jt was "far-r-ia- - "own vas McGinty" .eselluf .' ' aha fainted.-K- ate !ftain-to- n. in ne witness uox. Judge You reside? Witness With my brother. Judge And your brother lives? Witness With me. , Judse-Precis- ely; but you both live. His Colling. I'm a "artist; Seedy Foreigner-Y- es. a iXr you know. It s all right Kepresentative-H- ow do you iMUowl-PitfrburaBu- lletin of the women reform One of tne ablest is Maria Deraismes. She ers of France aud a itt as a conviucinK Speaker. eud.we, with much ..ratoncal She tall, with alare. com-- , ffiimr figure, a fine, eivef-c-e and a utronir voicp. |