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Show It's Strange ; "thumbers" croon; "Filling station, stay away from my door". I The Clothes Line A COLUMN OF FUN AND FACTS Edited by Ray Ellison from his private sanctum down at the Cleaning Clean-ing Plant. I HOWDY FOLKS A girl out in our neighborhood is so absent minded mind-ed that she will walk to the post-office post-office to mail a letter she hasn't even written. Nothing is quite so sure as death, taxes and visits from your wife's relatives. i This is one of a series of advertisements paid for by you. local transportation company. Its purpose is to disccuraM motorists from giving lifts to "thumbers," or beggars of ft rides. This practise is dangerous to motorists and costly t0 transportation companies. SALT LAKE & UTAH RAILROAD EXCEPT THE QUALITY OF OUR CLEANING THE QUALITY IS AS ASSURED AS ANY OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED ITEMS. Doc Richards asked a lady patient pat-ient if there had been any insanity in her family. "None," was the reply, "except WANT ADS Lost-Ladles white gold wrist watch. Reward. Return to Citizen Office. 2-3-tf. PERMANENT WAVES $1.25 and up. Anderberg Beauty Shop. Phone 689, Provo, Utah. 9-S-6t. "MALE HELP WANTED" TEA AND COFFEE ROUTE MEN Big reliable national company needs 3 more men immediately. Previous experience unnecessary but must be physical able and willing to service 200 steady consumers on regular route and work 8 hours a day for about $37.50 weekly. Write Albert Al-bert Mills, Route Mgr., 2284 Monmouth, Mon-mouth, Cincinnati, O. when my husband thinks he is the head of the house." Jesse M. Walker says any man can get a reputation for possessing brains if he can refrain from trying to prove it by talking about himself. him-self. Rulon Nicholes says that what the farmer wants at his door is more opportunity and fewer wolves. TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN Many inquiries have come in as to where the editor of this column gets his literary ability. So as to settle that question for all time, the editor wishes to state that he comes from a literary family. His wife writes checks, his sister writes shorthand, and his brother writes insurance. ELLISON Cleaning Co. PHONE 132 :-: AM. FORK Higher Profits Many ranchers and farmers use the telephone to advantage advant-age to call the market before bringing in livestock or produce. pro-duce. It enables them to select times when prices are better. When you telephone you get the person you want and get the facts without delay. Ask Long Distance for any rates you would like to know. 0 The Mountain States Telephone & Telegraph Co. 1 - 2 rs?& ' 1 Ipsaf jj js? j jjaf j' sL f5) In this area ... in the NOPCO XX Ranch Test Pr Pd Certificate hv ba BtaWd to ths poultrymen: M. 1. Tisclmer. Kiverton. Utah; X. K Thomson, Kiverton, Utah; Teams Ingram. Kiverton. Utah; Charlie E. Webster, R-iverton, Utah: lVlhovt Xovnian. Lehi. Utah; AVeldon Freeman, River-ion. River-ion. Utah; Mrs. V. M. Ritter. Lehi. Utah. The Free Feed will be supplied by these dealers: I'tah Poultry Producers Coop. Assn.. Riverton, Utah. Utah Poultry ProJiu-efs Coop. Ass'n.. American Fork, Utah. NOPCO congratulates these winners Wonderful Results Important Nearly three million birds were , a entered by Western States poul- Announcement trymen. Think of it: There were 39 specific benefits stated for laying hens, pullets and 1 Ar. chicks, with some duplications, of Oil CrT?l ilOlU course, such as 'lowered mortal ity." which was a high total in BllYlWPCO XX each classification. Every poultry-man should feed - -i ;j NOPCO XX in nil mashes and IH LH6 LrGUOIl feeds daily the year round. For example: 3 - Toil Size 0 StUP results submitted cov ering MORTALITY 7S.S per cei t C (combined average) stated NOPCO Sealed L. a ll S XX LOWERED -MORTALITY" and IMPROVED HEALTH and VI-- Ji rnl sre TAL1TY of laying hens, pullets jiuiii iytmei and chicks, moulting period EETTEKMENT such as (1) shorter short-er period. (-) better feathering-. Buy only one can a year for (3) higher production maintained each 150 birds for Ranch during moult showed the surprls- ..... . . ing result of 4V1 per cent. EGd Mixing in wet mashes, or QUALITY BETTERMENT also feeding on grains, etc. Also showed a remarkable record, for Calf, Hog, Rabbit and Letters from poultry-men revealed other animal feeding. NOP- the interesting fact that the results r-n v-v f ,;! ,. from feeding NOPCO XX were CO XX does not spoil or similar in nil sections of the eleven lose its feeding value in the Western States. This means that can, and is not affected by even under widely varying condi-h.. condi-h.. - !. .,0- tions of altitude, climate, feed, man-heat man-heat or cold. Its very eco- agemcnt and temperature, NOPCO nomical and the patented XX improves any feed and even Non-Spill Spout avoids even makes a good feed better, the smallest waste. Enough for 3 tons of feed. ,,:,r'-' ri' u ii-r-'-f- |