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Show Of Courts Hs Knew. "Willie, can you tell iiis what a vegetarian Is?" "A vegetarian is a poison who lives on vegelablea." replied Willie "That la correct . Now, I wonder w ho can tell what an oi toeiial ian U " I know,'' replied Mddlo. "Well, what Is an octogenarian "An octogenarian Is a person that knocki the other genarlaiis." Cld Heads on Young Shoulders. Little Harry and May were playing fo-e in r n ml erstwhile discussing the party lle lr parents had given several jf laeir Jovial friends the nUht be-,'oie. be-,'oie. .-uddenly a bright Idea occurred 'o tlie hoy, and, confiding the same to lis sifter, they sou-lit their mother. "Say, mamma." said Harry, doesn't the Hilile say something about a lltllo ,:, In ing good for the i: eunuch's sake" 'Ye dear, I believe It doe," replied re-plied the wondering mother. "Well." said the boy, "our stomach ache and we'd like a little." Matter Over Mind. Utile Florence had a very bad (Othaihe and was crying softly to berself. Her aunt, who was a believer be-liever of Christian Science, went over lo the IIMlo girl and said: "If you had any faith, dear, you would have no toothache." Florence continued to sob, but herein he-rein solis she replied. "Well. Aunt Grace, if you bad my toothache, you wouldn't have any lallh." A Puzzler. Little Jefferson had returned from Sunday school and was deep In thought. Suddenly he exclaimed: "Mamma, if I aru made of the dust f the earth, bow did I come from fceaven?" Not the Only On. "You know," he was saying. "I eouldnt see a woman stand up while I was sitting" "So you ber your seat." "No; I closed my eyes and pretend- . ed to b asleep." |