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Show . I THE WEEKLY NEWS EXPRESS, LAYTON. UTAH Lovely Applique Quilt Just av OUR COMIC SECTION X Events in the Lives "Where there's life theres hope." Industrial use for walnut shells a final step In eliminating waste-h- as been found. California Walnul Growers association chemists said ths most important of 15 uses found foi ground walnut shells are In hard and soft rubber compounds, asphaltum linoleums, roofing paper, filler la dynamite, and abrasive mechanic soaps. of Little Men ne." IT CANT HAPPEN HERE That's the idea. Don't be a dead , Chemists Find Fifteen Uses for Shells From Walnuts Pride of the Garden, GOOD MOTTO fuL "Juniors three and a half and he hasn't said anything worth repeating. Ie's ugly as a mud fence, too; he must get It from my side of the family." cant sell any feature picture more tickets now. The has been on ten minutes and there may not be any seats for some time. "Well, 1 promised the wife Pd be home at midnight and It's just 11:45. Heres the $50 I lost Good night fel- Im sorry, sir, but I lows." How are you feeling today, George?" You really want to know, Frank?" No." Saturday Evening Post TELLING HER She has a good face." The best the market affords. ITS BEING TRIED Pattern Ills Twill be the Pride of the Gar-deand ulso the pride of whatever bedroom It adorns this lovely quilt young and old, will find It fun to do, making the tulip flowers as varied as the scraps on hand, but keeping leaves and stems uniform. A very Inexpensive quilt to make, Its one you can afford to give a The tulips can also be used on scarfs and ptllows to make your bedroom linens match. Tattern 1118 comes to you with complete, simple Instructions for cutting, sewing' and finishing, together with yardage chart, diagram of quilt to help'arrange the blocks for single and double bed size, and a diagram of block which serves as a guide for placing the patches and suggests con trastlng materials. Send 15 cents In coins or stamps (coins preferred) to The Sewing Clr-clNeedlecraft Dept, 82 Eighth Ave., New York, N. Y, n, ferry's SEED ap-llq- ue Quilt-maker- bride-to-b- s, 1 like lots of flowers and vcje- tables...and with Ferrys seed I can grow plenty at very little cost Then I know what freshness means to germination and that purebred quality First, e. , means I get what I plant And its so convenient, so interesting, so satisfactory to make my selection at the colorful Ferry Seed Displays. Choose fresh PUREBRED SEEDS at your nearby e, Dealers Farm Is Bachelors Haven in Leap Year Excitement Turn plowboy for the senson and spend leap year on the farm was Prof. E. T. Hillers advice to bachelors who want to stay that way during 1930. The leap year chase Is most strenuous In the city, the 111! nols university sociologist said, be cause there are of Unmarried a women for every male. Pa always has the last word In p argument with me." That so? What does he say?" "Yes, my dear, youre absolutely right. Silence Is golden, you know. Well, I don't know about alienee e being golden, but Ive heard of a out still. of making money Loilng No Tim ' Now, suppose," said the teacher, man working on the river bank suddenly fell In. lie could not swim and Traveling Fad would be In danger of drowning. PicYou were at a disadvantage when ture the scene. The mans sudden fall, met that bear without your gun, the cry for help. Ills wife knows his you the sweet thing. suggested peril and, hearing his screams, rushes the famous huntconceded Yes, Immediately to the bank. .Why does peo-pi- SLIPPING ALONG Look AT LEAST A DOZEN Ties THAT HE 'S I NEVER might i Give as BRAND NEW-- MY HUSBAND PONt LIKE THE- M- I WORN . , Big Old Fashioned and New O How to Have a Beautiful Lawfw Getting the Most Cram Your Vegetable Gardes Kmt , i Ad4mt ...... is- Mill postcard or coupoo to 494 Pud Ave Son IVmcucs (TORSO YEARS IMPROVING SEEDl ALL ON DIET Job, Too Judge (to amateur yegg) So they caught you with this bundle of sll--j verware. Whom did you plunder? Yegg Two fraternity houses, your honor. . Judge (to sergeant) Call up the downtown hotels aftd distribute this stuff. Montana Danker. Your landlady cuts things a trifle short, doesnt See here, madame, why don't you sprinkle ashes on your sidewalk? Decause I dont want to deprive Tou my family of any pleasure. hare no Idea how It amuses the children to see how people fall down. FAMILY AFFAIR fanny the swell ties For A Dollar why bought camT You ever, find vuce, Look, i ONES LIKE THESE :A new one, of course. Husband Heres the one and $4 to the good. u.WRIGLEYS,. Im How Long? Tommy was listening to same of his sailor uncle's adventures. You see, sonny, I always believe in fighting an enemy with his own weapons," said his uncle. lteally ? gasped . Tommy. How long does It' lake ynii to sting a wasp?" "There Is a great depletion of the lobster supply." "Make you feel lonesome 7" In Cheering Section Ltssen I had a most enjoyable time at the dentists this afternoon.. Ilurjn I dont see how you could. Ltssen Its true. When I went In another dentist was working o my dentists teeth. Pathfinder Homo Budgeting Wife (at breakfast) Could I have a little money for shopping today, dear? Husband Certainly. Would you rather have an old five or a new one?) Wife Bhe? Somewhat About twice what she serves would be a half portion. . ' 0 Flower GtnSent, er. I was a stranger In the counshe rush to the bank?" and I had left my road maps Whereupon a boy exclaimed, "To try back In camp." Toronto Globe. draw his insurance money. Santa Fe Magazine, WELL them RII OARDIIt HUPS SIND rOR Th perfect gum uy &f t1 ?;-- -- ' PG30G& iiilQ RHilMS Sho Pitied Him Cuthbert when did you first realize that you loved me? When I got annoyed because people said you were an Idiot JUST TRY IT Honey-bunc- Honey-Bunc- h GOING SOMEl FINNEY OF THE FORCE Morning Haste Bess Ruth and I can hardly on demand each other over the phone. John Try talking one at a time. STATIC "There Is Tom waving from that car; Is he always polite?" Very. lie even says thank you to a street car conductor." It Alwaya Happen Do you think It possible to meet all ones friends at one time?" asked Ton told me when you married me you were a civil engineer." "Well?" "Youve never acted like one. JUST TERRIBLE Flora. Certainly, replied Dora. Just out In your oldest frock and hat go with a run In both your stockings and your nose unpowdered. Youll meet them all." Northwestern Danker. A Fall Guy "Does horseback riding Increase tour weight?" "No, Ive been falling off ever tine I started. Mary Fancy Costume Little Mary was going to a dress party aud could not decide fancy what to wear. Then suddenly she had an Idea. May 1 go as a milkmaid?" "But you are too small, Mary I "Oh, but I can go as a condensed milkmaid, cant L mother?" Saucer Why so doleful? Cnp Cause Its awful to be broke, thats why I Old Stuff "Well, Willie, your sister and I are going to be married. Hows that for news?" "Shucks I You Just finding that out now?" ,r MAKE THIS SIMPLE TEST YOURSELF You dont have to take our word for it. You can prove it in your own crankcase. Drain and refill with Quaker State. See how far you go before you have to add the first quart. 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