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Show the witless subject of, "What I shall do when I am a Senior." In the first place it is most difficult for me to project my imagination so far into the future. Nevertheless being be-ing a meek and lowly Frosh I may venture to hope that Jean Holmstead gets into high school by then. I don't think Frosh rules are half bad, nor last long enough. Since Frosh are such babies, I'd greet them at the door with a bottle of milk, and dear me I'd surely let girls bring their dolls, and all the boys bring marbles and tops. I think pajamas would look better than rolled-up trouser" legs, and bathing bath-ing suits more appropriate than Grandmother's dress. Instead of going back to horses I'll hlave a Frosh chauffer hie to school in an airplane every day. ' I'll see that the Freshman keep Judge Holmstead's desk banked with flowers, and his cellar full of apples and his stomach- full of peaches. I'll centainly not be mean enough to testify against Sarah Brown's little brother, like she did against me. My witnesses will use their eyes and tell the truth, and not let their imaginations work over-time. As a crowning feature, all the Frosh will come to the dance in baby dresses and bonnets and we'll be well supplied with' high-chairs and baby bottles, so that none of them, leave hungry,, or feel cheated. o School Supervisors Visit Miss Cox state supervisor and Miss Holt visited the Home Economics Econom-ics department Thursday. The object of their visit, was to inspect the re-modling re-modling which is being done in the Home Economics department. I Disobedience to Freshman rules and a trip before the High School Kangeroo Court brought forth the following from Hoag Flrmage Freshman: AVI-IAT I WILL DO WHEN I AM A SENIOR M'y most respectable fellow sufferers, suffer-ers, a;nd Honorable Judge Holmstead, upon this solemn occasion it becomes my priviledge to address you upon |