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Show T TOM SIMS SAYS T . Tho longer skirt9 are making men round shouldered We. can all bo thankful thffl Thanki-giving we don't have to wash our necks as much In winter. s Ex marks a number of congressmen who passed the tariff. Fashion note; Coal shovels will be worn very littlo this winter. "Cereals1 says a doctor, "are brain food.' That's food for thought. Most men loll their wives -very-thing even If they don't know it. Some of these modern flats are so small the children have to stand out In the hall to grow Life and hash are what you make them. Two robbers boarded an Ohio train, j hut the porter brushed them ofr. Since 1918 prices have dropped 10 I times and gone up 11. London doctor urges women to smoke pipes, bul you oan't talk with ! a pipe In your mouth. In Boston, a mun's wine blew up j The drinks were on the house So live that you think all people belter Mian ou know they are t in these days of frantic effort to 'modernize everything It 13 a relief to learn a horso thiel was arretted in Reading, Conn. In Santo Domingo, frogs bark llko. dogs. But that's all right. A frog leads a dog's life. It is not bad luck for a cat to cross in front of a car. Not if tho cat crosses all the way. What do you think? A Zbyszko vrrcatling match wns cancelled because be-cause the crowd wanted to hear Tad-erewski Tad-erewski play. I Morgenthau blames America for Turk troubles. It is only a question1 of time until we get the bill. I The longest run Is the couple who ran away from Alaska to Florida. Business tip: An increased de-j inand for saws is noted at the jail A loose screw on the door is worth I wo in the head. You can't keep a good man down on a good for nothing man up. A man is often misjudged by t he J company he keep?'. Many hands make light work and j many make light of work. |