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Show Denver is bragging about its ice crop. Will Hucrta be rccoguizablo when Garranza gets through with him! All tho leading snffragoltes of England Eng-land are ox-convicts. Kipling has just written a story sneering at Americans. Tho Vampire I Congress is btill in session, with accent ac-cent on tho "still." 'Governor Johnson of California is tho BcHo,wing Bull Moose of tho Sierra. Portland complains of a clam famine, but says nothing about lobsters. The Camols of tho World is a new order that is being organized. It is loo loug between drinks in that lodge. Tho I?ov. Frank Crano says that "the world is tired, tired, tired." Oh, go back to bod! The man who can kick goal with a pigskin is seldom as successful with tho sheepskin. Tho tin can trust, is yelping as if the government had already tied that tin can to its tail. Colonel Roosevelt probably will be ablo to add at loast one book to his collection of dead ones, as a result of his visit to South America. |