OCR Text |
Show 1 1 The Simny Side of Life j COB&ECT! Doctor Homer PatheDo you know, madam, why I advise you to go to Florida Flor-ida Immediately after Lent? Mrs. Feebull I suppose because you think I'm too weak to stand a northeaster. north-easter. THEN HE SAID GOOD NIGHT. Mr. Borem Wright (11:30 p. m.-They say that even the most stupid of men know something. Miss Cutting Hints (yawning) Well. I used to think so. OF COURSE. Kind Lady Remember, my friend, that whisky kills more men than bullets. Tramp Maybe so. ma'am, but I'd rather be full of whisky than bullets. M ' 14" 4T MUSEUM ' "3 CONTOIITNibl jljj Y-J ---'- r J-' ' A KICK FEOK'THE WORM. . Willie Worm My, when It comes to being be-ing a contortionist, that fellow isn't In it with me, and I'll bet he gets about a thousand thou-sand dollars a week, too. |