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Show Germany's circulation of 1,000,000,. 000,000,000 marks makes even soma of the astronomers' distances sound reasonable. But if the island of Capri becomes a retreat for writers and artists, will the League of Nations be able to keey the peace there? Five hundred people have been killed by automobiles In Chicago and environs this year, and cone In porch swing accidents. A writer prints some very grave words on "Being Oneself," which one can be to a dead certainty In paying his Income tax. Those Moscow communists who believe be-lieve Germany Is ripe for sovletlsm are destined to find they have tried to pick a lemon. A medical sharp says happiness depends de-pends on the activity of the thyroid: gland. The activity of the sweat elands helos some. Automobiles are a great blessing. They enable folk on holidays to get lots of outdoor air, thoroughly mixed with gasoline fumes. It might help Germany's standing a whole lot and even Increase Its bor rowing ability if It could bring Itself to do what it has to do wholeheart edly. Milady, according to the style fixera Is to wear glass hair this winter. Whether you live in a glass house or not, please refrain from throwing stones. In the good old days dad's pants-were pants-were cut down to make pants for Willie Instead of being cut down to make knickers for himself. The Persian earthquake created less of 'a sensation In the United States than the news that the prince of Wales does not play p :er. The aviators are now figuring on a speed of 440 miles an hour, which Is approximately fast enough to keep pace with the decline of German paper pa-per currency. In praising a man they say "He Is one of our oldest and most highly respected re-spected citizens." In praising a woman wom-an they leave out part of It. One wonders at times whether the sacred bull of Egypt was a real animal ani-mal or propaganda designed to make folks patriotic in time of war. The inmate of an Insane asylum who refused to leave when discharged dis-charged evidently wasn't so crazy that I he failed to observe the institution's : supply of winter coal. , jiupc ufiitri una liceai UlVOrceO Oy his wife because he lost the day's receipts re-ceipts gambling. Gambling and domestic do-mestic happiness aren't mates. Science has learned that fish supply I the world with oil, and before long It : may be able to give us the mileaga i that can be got from a two-pound bass. i I Circumstances have proved too j strong for the old-fashioned man who hoped to make himself look distinguished distin-guished by wearing blaek-rhnmed glasses. |