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Show AVTOrtOIMLK There w'ould be more room to park if there were not so many service stations. It Is all right to try and make the grade, but don't try to make the grade crossing. Drivers must learn that staying out of the mud Is better than hiring somebody some-body to pull them out. If more automobile thieves went up, the automobile theft insurance rates wouldn't have to. The real show at the automobile show is the family showing father how the new cars show up the old bus. One of the tnsks of civilization Is to train the automobile so that It will not be more destructive of life than the gun ; and the way to accomplish It Is to keep the fool and the steering wheel far apart. |