I posters announcing that the News is tc be reliable, confirm the report that Editor Penrose is to retire. Los Angeles evidently enjoyed the visit of the Salt Lakers, even If they didn"t buy many lots - H President Roosevelt is again In the IH White House, where he will doubtless IH miss tho Inconveniences of camu, life. iVAV To show that he is not as Illiberal an IH represented, Joseph F. will allow Gen- tiles to Insure In his new life company. Sehettler creditors may have to hurry iVAV tlirlr settlement along by again pro- IH poking to subpoena a tew hurch ofn- IB It nufst be aggravating to envious iVAV members of the hierarchy to see so iVAV many "young fellows preparing to take IH June brides. IH Undoubtedly . the sea breezes were IH also disappointed because Apostle IH Smoot did not have with him some fine IH patriarchal whiskers. iVAV It is not probable that the West Vlr- IH plnlu, suspect is really Wright, the Pel- IH lean Point ipurderer, as the suspect has IH been working lor a living. IQ Apostle Smoot, who has manifested H heresy in the matter of whiskers, may H have to recant on his return home and swear by the beard of tlv prophet H if the creditors of Hanker Schettler H are not satisfied with whit he Is doing H for them, he will no doubt be pleased H to make then? a few more promises. H It is reported from Los Angeles that H Senator Smoot was reticent on Thurs- day, which indicates that the Senator H has learned that a man may talk too While it does not, as a rule, favor walking, the street car company is dis- H posed to make Its employes who speak favorably of the Newhouse proposition H walk the plank. Some members of the Council will doubtless return from their outing In California refreshed for their work of I promoting the interests of the Light H and Railway company, H Hearing that once more Utah H county officer is to have a nice trip Xtcr Wright, Salt Luke officers must feel that It is about time for some one to again capture Preacher Hermans.