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Show Automobiles The automobile is a- pop-eyed, mechanical me-chanical quadruped found In almost a 11 party of the earth. They are ft various sizoSi, shapes aid colors, aud feed on oils and gasoline. Som of them live to be five years old. They are largely nocturnal in their habits, seeming to delight in tearing over the country by night and leaving leav-ing a lot of mortuary matter in their wake. The eyes of the automobile are so bright that when they look upou a person at night he is absolutely absolute-ly blinded. They seem to enjoy the annoyance they are able to inflict upon people in this way, but a monkey-wrench or two piloted into their face generally breaks them of this nasty habit. The speed of an automobile is unknown. un-known. Lovers of racing have paid enormous sums for well-brod carsand driven them at what they thought sure would be a world's record Tlieu another car would whiz by the first one and make it feel like a hearse in a funeral procession. No, the bpeed. possibilities of the automobile are not known. But next to Gossip, it in said to be the fastest thing on earth. |