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Show RADIATORS j Do your radiators radiate? j Or do they spend their days and nights singing, whistling, carousing and whooping it up around j room corners? And do they wake up in the morning hiccoughing and belching and looking dissipated? Ours do. And we swear by every icicle on our mustache that before we rent again we'll ask the land lord how his radiators spend their evenings. ' "Will this radiator care," we'll ask, "whether j we freeze to death? And if the landlord answers evasively, we'll go elsewhere. Big, husky, intelligent looking radiators like j ours, that stand around and hiccough and sing so- i prano at seven o'clock in the morning have certain- ly gone to the devil and there's no hope for them. j We don't think much of radiators anyhow. Base- j burners and round oak stoves may have had their j faults, but they knew their business. Ex. ? o i |