Show BAD LEAGUE DODGES FORMATION I 1 V I OF BUREAU OF ANIMAL INDUSTRY HAVE lIA VE asked askell you OU to assemble this afternoon said O. O Shaw Fiddle PhD Ph.D. to tho members of tho the ln- ln eague that I might secure your our Operation In ono one or more projects I fa em In hand looking toward the dovel- dovel ent of a re resource your jour state has neglected You have your oUr Com Com- lal elal club looking after aCter your corn corn- lal resources tho manufacturers' manufacturers elation laUon promoting your our Industrial and antI your jour our genealogical so- so f enlarging j your our ancestral re- re fees ces I wish now to obtain support developing th the animal resources of ot I Estate tato o of Utah the he members of ot tho league Jed d for tor their participation f in various I positions of the tho Never Get Rich as as- meat ment gathered a closer around thee the tho so e C and listened attentively attentive while O O. I Iw tw w V Fiddle Ie PhD Ph.D. D proceeded I 0 o pr properly erh Introduce the thc plan Ie I I e evolved for tor the great development he B animal resources of ot tho the state I first to explain m mj my reasons for ng eg jg faith in their commercialization J I that if IC I persuade you of oC tho the teas teas- ty of Dt m ray my plan Ilan you wilt will be bo the tho more By y T to Invest your our mone money first I will sa say that I was attracted Itah tah b by the great intelligence of r 1 different animals I read with r lee some time ago aso of ot a very 0 art rt dog doS owned by a living IT V r one of ot your our fishing streams This I read was wal remarkable ablo In know- know the market price of thc the different ds las of ot fish It If sunfish were selling u li cents a pound undressed this would d know Just what to do If It his 5 ster should hould point to tho tim sun and row ro a half halt dollar Into the river The K would Jump i In after thc the coin and ng ns UP Instead ih h and anu a three pound pound c-pound sun- sun five cents In change If It the thc stor ster or wanted pickerel ho would point a 8 pick and l If he took a fancy for I ut he ho would ouM point to 10 Cl a fly In any j I the change w was vas is In exact accord accord- 0 With the tho I market price and tho the lit ht of ot tho fish brou brought ht up tuut ut tho the account of the tho remarkable j h Ii dog did not t impress impre me so 80 o much hat ot of C the hen which en was grown In his hie hen It was said sald In ln a paper was chased from iti j owner who ho lived i on ona b by a man who lived Jived In son J Il Was as a valuable hen having a alS a setter etter While ho he h ni hi hilS tl r for horne horn the tho lions hens hen ho Owner his new w purchase TI depot I platform her legs tight tightly Kv Being attached to th the home of oft Y s aull alid tho Comfort of or the t she h hind had been ed from tram the A loose rom froin m th the knot of Ot Oti rig Dg about her le legs i o-g o and started down road i to her i old home lut ut It vas a J 1011 long walk alk and It U was Wing dusk A HI blind man sat on the tho ier er with his hi tin CUP The Them flew fiew against tho cur and the tho only ret m allt U it It o contains contained rolled to the ground round Ing Cing hopped up the lie coin with Its bill tho the onto a passing street car ar Int- Int g out her wa way When the ino conor conn con con- n or hM started j x to shoo her ner ore off the plat plat- I kiddy biddy dropped her nickel on theS tho the S r ln and hopped Into a seat scat Inside ng paid hor her taro faro the conductor alFi ald al- al i F tion d 1 his flis la sen or to o ride to her dos dog which she Sho recognized by fly fly- out tho car window scampering y to her coop hIs w Waa a remarkable hen But I ot of a. a eat cat caUn In Provo that w WitS WaS 8 moro more nov In Jn a a. very erv differ differ- wa Wa v v When hen this titis cat was still n i n 11 Its owner mado made what he ho called hank experiment In animal graft graft- no lie Injected tho the blood blou l of oC a rat the veins ns or of r tho ho kitten Ulf and awaiti await awalt- i e When tho the kitten Into a cat It It showed signs of t mental trouble It would sit It In ack yard arc all day as If It In profound tation It t acted as if it were I bothered by some great reat mystery It Jt could not solve A school boy dropped a spelling book one da laY day and as It fell feU at the side of or the tho cat its leaves flew open disclosing the naturally colored picture picture picture pic pic- ture of oC ft Ll rat The cat emitted a piercIng piercing pierc pierc- ing screech as If It the tho problem of or its life liCe had been settled It realized Im Immediately Immediately Im- Im mediately that It was half hair cat and half rat nn and l without further ado It chased Itself to death By those these Illustrations of at the re remarkable remarkable re- re kind of oC animals grown s-rown In Utah I was induced to propose the plan I have in mind I shall ask you all to contribute towards its financing Homogeneous to the shores of ot Utah I lake there 1 Is a species of very er large larg-e turtle I have havo found b by actual experiment neat ment that these theo turtles will thrive o In In I an any section of the state Why hy then thon I ask you ou gentlemen can we not make commercial use of ot worn-out worn safety razor ra blades b by attaching them to turtles turtle's legs and b by training the turtle to wander about close to home keep the grass rass in our front yards ards cut The financial possibilities are ap ap- ap- ap parent We can sell the turtles to ever every man who owns a a. safety razor orsell orsell or orsell sell a safety razor to every man who owns a 11 turtle I am positive your our turtles turtles tur tur- ties can be trained to solve the tho great groat question of the used-up used safety razor blades Silently the league Iague filed out of ot tho the room and Into the night Only the noise of the banging front doors as IlS one member after another got gotto gotto gotto to where he was going echoed back to the hopeful 0 O Shaw Fiddle riddle Ph PhD Ph.D. D. 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