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I Stories That Have Point h I IGNORED THE T E TECHNICALITY nO A AN A N old man who may be known n as John Brown Blown was arraigned ned in Manuel Levine's Levines Police Ju Judge ge court rt charged har ed with jn ha having assaulted his wife Ella EUa Deputy ty Police Clerk Cler John D Douglass u happened to bo lIo tho the clery on duty at the time The witnesses v were sworn and Douglass Douglass Doug Doug- lass picked up UI the tho affi affidavit avIt wherein the charge was stated Brown Bro n. n he read in the solemn Judicial tone Jl he is noted for tor you alo are aio charged chars on the twenty ninth twenty da day of October with having unlawfully and In a menacing manner manner man man- ner ncr assaulted threatened struck and wounded one one Ella Br Brown wn How do you jou plead he ht finished The old man listened intently to the ch charge rge and ard when pou Douglass lass had finished reading leading ho looked up at tho the clerk and said said- i plead guilty g but youve you've got that date wron wrong Clevelan Cleveland N News New J JA A GAME GAIE OP 01 SKILL A A SOMEWHAT SO p passe parse se summer girl at the end of the thc c season that had hud left her further off than ever er from the matrimonial harbor locked sadly seaward and said sald Well marriage i l a lottery But But 5 a fair youn young widow whose en engagement t to a a mU- mU of Dt two fifty two summer summers had hat Just been announced announced- this fair her head returned 0 with a toss of Dont cu believe it It is a game of skill San Sa San 1 Francisco Argonaut I I FOUND II n lt AFFINITY S SHE HE was as romantic as her name which t is Melis Melissa a aA A couple of her he- friends friends' were discussing her helo the theother theother theother other da day as women will when they meet over O afternoon tea Was Vas there romantic about her wedding an anything thin asked the lady ts o io wire wre the wonderful beehive hat hal Rather r replied tho the lad lady In hl the toque You se see E f she dreamed she glee hc os rescued from drowning by lIy H a handsome handsome hand hond- some footer Ix with dark eyes Y queried Beehive Well ell while seaside c this sU inc she e was at al the summer mel she e ep p pretended pretend cd to be drowning and Plash splashed ed an and ami cl lucked kicked and shrI shrieked ked l edo Sure enough nough sic she W S rescued bill by n a a randy little man man a with n a i l d x pressed down o n n. n appear appear- ance What a shano What did s she do Married c lim said Eald Toque of COI course T DISGRACED CED BY PAPA w was s an air of sOtor storm N in the the hc liol house e Papa whose sole sute desire was t to to get ef et out pf pt hI his evening ng waistcoat and change chanse Into nt something j with h an a an elastic back lIach was looking ool in a as fierce as as though some one had asked him for a 3 subscription s was In tears and the two Miss Robinsons looked o on more e In to Inso so sorrow ow thane In an anger er the racket Whispered t d young young- Franklin who If report speaks true will one one the da the youngest o Miss Robinson to the altar attar r r I S sh was the reply Dinner not up p to the mark mark markh h J JOne sh S One o of those waiters trod O on the e old mans man's s favorite No o But oh ott its it's a awful ful Yo You know d al' al I mamma amma had haa such trouble to to g get t an an to U this fir aff i r and she had hall built such hopes of or getting g really to t to know the thA best people in town as as the outcome o oft ofa h having having- been to tn Mrs 1 Van an der Sty Styne's ne s diem dinner n c r party part party an and no rio now papa upa hn has nas spoilt all and disgraced u us forever r ek Good gra gracious How WIn Why at the end of ot the the dinner ho o had f four ur knives three f forks l' l s and two 1 f spoons left Isn't l It t awful Ex l-Ex l Ev- Ev change 0 o SUPERIOR WAITER t 6 4 R RICHARD ICHARD HARDING HARDI G DAVIS pJ at a dinner l n ner r In fn NewYork New New- NewYork i Y York rk said of or snobbishness ti 11 meet the snob e where re Oil Yo the Once ce in sc search of or toured No North th DI Devon o local loca I color I dream o of or f findIng findIng finding find- find Ing snobs In that rich country r of fishermen i n and y yeomen and sailors Yet Yet- Y Yet tIn t- t In Combe Martin I T put up at at the Kings King's Arms an inn Inn years ears old with furniture of Pollard oak ak that th that t collectors collector's mouth water would make a u l lh The dining of tJ the o Kings King's Armb J Is s called th th coffee room an and d at room my mv ace breakfast t of bacon and mu mushrooms in mn the thA c room seated at a table tabla looking down n on the wild sea l TR sal said to my superior looking waiter walter 0 I 1 suppose visitors hel are ire no not very common The waiters waiter's upturned nose nose nOle turned still further urthel up UD a as he answered Indeed the they are are painfully painfully so sp most of r them therm thorn Washington Star L |