Show I Price ce of Victory r rB T I INKS KS senior came in into o the office B BINKS Monday Monda morning with a growl rowl rowland and a slam and started work without a good mornin morning to an anybody bud The stenographer stenos looked ook d up In surprise the tho office Cheer disappeared dIs- dIs boy said mId and nd appeared whilo his partner pondered wondered X dered If Ie tho the pressure at ot twit w rJ had a affected finks Dinks brain for lor ordinarily ho he was was genial and mid kindly ly as possible Finally tho the parner contrived a word with him alone Look here Binks he said hats up Youve You've got a grouch on grouch un on unlike like the morning utter niter Nothing snapped Binks except my mO son wears the tho same size hat I do The partner began to look anxious What do you rou mean menn Arent Aren't you rou feeling feeling teelIn feel teel- In ing er very well P POh Oh I might as is well explain You YOt know Saturday morning Hopkins came In and handed me mo that hundred dollars dollars dol dul- lars hed he'd been owing owing- me for some time Id I'd left h my at home so I shoved it in m my hatband When hen henI I reached home homo Jack Jacl was just start just startIng startIng start start- Ing off back to colle college e again You know hes he's been at home for a n couple of or days And of oC course he put m my hat on Like a fool tool Id I'd tor forgotten otten to take the bills out But why whO couldn't you ou telegraph to him to get et them and send them back 7 I 1 did Do you OU take tale me for a a blockhead We Ve got a night letter from him this morning He had gone one oneto to one of these football games Saturday Saturday Saturday Satur Satur- day afternoon a and ul the they won Then hen of or course together tog with a few thousand thousand thousand thou thou- sand other lunatics he danced dance around tho the field and threw the ha my ha-my my hat hat hat- over o the goal posts and It disappeared Couldn't find fiad any trace of it it naturally ally any so sonic some ones one's a n hundred dollars to the good Now get et out Cant Can't you OU see Im I'm busy New busy New York Press Pres r. r |