Show normal american man look so good new york homo Americ americanos anus male took a debunking at cooper union here at the hands of dr john dollard of yale who has studied the species intensively taking thousands of measurements of attitude both physical and mental heres what you look like mr proud american man physically you are potbellied flat at cheated round shouldered you believe what you read in the papers you think the competitive system is all right and expect to thrive thereby yourself but take your beating without whining if you do chance to lose out win or lose youre tor for the status quo you are married or expect to be but youre not averse to a bit of philandering before marriage or even after on the credit side you dont like too much talk you keep clean you believe in education and in democracy |