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Show There's a Doubt "I see by the paper that half the population of the world is female." fe-male." "I don't believe it. If it's true, how do you account for the fact that one-half of the world doesn't know how the other half lives?" In Emergency Lieut. Did you shave this morning? Pvt. Yes, sir. Lieut. What did you use your knife? Pvt. Vo, sir, rve lost my knife, so I used my razor. Much Too Much! One afternoon, while three hermits her-mits were sitting in their community commu-nity cave, a beautiful girl and her setter dog went past the entrance. A year later the first hermit remarked: re-marked: "Some girl!" Another year went by. Then the second hermit said: "And some dog!" Whereupon the third hermit got up disgustedly. "I'm getting out of here," he said. "All this chatter chat-ter is driving me crazy." On the witness stand in court the witness was asked to tell about his marital relations. "They're all right," he said, "but they always want to live with me." Room for Improvement Husband Those pajamas you bought for me are three sizes too big for me, Mary. Wife I know they are. But there were a lot of women in the shop, and I wanted them to think I'd married a splendid he-man. No Saving "My, what beautiful hands youve got! Tell me, after you've cut your nails, do you file them?" asked a chorus girl. "Oh, no," replied her typist friend, "1 throw them away." There Were Two "Well, your daughter has consented con-sented to marry me," said the young man. ' "What?" exclaimed the girl's father. "She has accepted you? Young man, you're the second happiest man in the world!" |