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Show Will You Smile Good Enough "How long have you been working here?" "Ever since the boss threatened threaten-ed to fire mc." Painful Performance While the symphony concert was in progress the conductor noticed that one of the violin'sts had an expression of extreme pain on his face. In great concern con-cern the maestro stopped the orchestia to question him. "Gui-do," "Gui-do," he said, "vou appear ill. Are you in pain?" , "No," Guido replied sadly, "it's just that I don't like music." Going Down "How old are you, my little man?" "I don't know, sir. My mother was 26 when I was born, but how she's only 24.'f Carrying Out Orders Down the path sauntered a tall G. I. with -twp Japs in tow. "Hey, Lieutenant, what'll I do with these prisoners?" "Lisscn," hissed the looey don't you know these woods are full of Jap snipers just laying for officers? Call me Joe, call me anything, but don't call me ?. Lieutenant." "Okay, stupid, wliai'il I d0 with these prisoners" , That's Different "And then," said the man in witness box, "my wife hit me , with an oak leaf,'' ! "Well, that couldn't have hurt you," remarked the magistrate. "Oh, yes, it did, sir. It was from the center of our dining- ;" room table." f HonesI Opinros Young Bride Nov? dearie, what will I get if I cook a dinner " " tlike that for you every day this lJ year? - i Young Groom My life in- I surance, darling. A Spur Note "Why did you stop singing in t the choir. Thomas?" t "Well, one' Sunday I was sick and didn't sing, and a lot of peg-1 peg-1 pie in the congregation asked if the organ had been fixed." L |