Show I 1 advertising pays there can be no doubt on that score though the returns may not be as satisfactory in some cases as aa they are la in others still as a general proposition money lay invested es t in printers ink Is profitably expended for instance A few days ago lord clarence Clarc nce zeigler Zel gler a chicago young man with a pale interesting face and long hair decided that hla his business as a magnetic healer would boom it if ba li could secure a matrimonial martn partner er so he be inserted an advertisement in a morning paper setting forth at length his qualifications and enumerating t the he conjugal requisites required he wanted a woman who had money and mod modesty asty and added a list of accomplishments which she must possess that would bar out of the competition all women who are not now cow wearing wings and halos balos and so up to date lord clarence has baa not succeeded in obtaining the wife be advertised for but the advertisement proved to be a mighty good thing nevertheless erth eless it revealed the whereabouts of lord clarence to a tailor who had bad long been mourning his sudden departure without liquidating a bill of 0 2250 the tailor saw the matrimonial advertisement called on the magnetic magnet 16 healer rolled up hla his sleeves suggestively and said a few things in deep diapason long primer the 2260 was forthcoming in just fourteen seconds oh ob advertising pays pay beyond any question the tailor Is willing to swear to that proposition |