| Show in spite of prohibition financial authorities all agree that money is still tight there much higher tribute to be paid to a public servant than to say hes sometimes wrong but hes always honest if you lead a narrow life you wont have to be bothered with friends you have noticed that most of the criticism of flappers comes fi bioni oni those who can lib fio longer flap tho the homemaker home maker is never a heartbreaker the time of the year has come when you have to pay twelve dollars for a three dollar ton of coal it must be a big strain on a parlor comedian to have to display his bag of tricks twice to the same crowd hit him a lick in the eye and he will be over it in a few days but if you strike a man in his bis reputation he may never recover i it would be interesting to hear the fish story of the fish that got away A prohibitionist may be a espiritu list and still not believe in spirits by the time a man learns something about an automobile its time to fo buy another one 4 A lot of bo boys y s see seem in to thing that because abraham lincoln had little school education and became president that is a good way to become president some men like to parade so well that when they cant do anything else they parade their virtues every busy man at some time or other wishes he could go away out in the woods and let his whiskers grow wild i nobody should try to io work beyond his capacity but how many men do not know who work up to their capacity you could hever hearer make a slim princess believe there is any such woman as a stylish stout 4 nobody can be overeducated but every once in a while is found the man who is over schooled the man with the pouch is seldom the man with the grouch 0 0 the only thing more monotonous than to have to do the same things at the same time every day is having to do nothing at any time any day you cant have everything you want nor want everything you have but you can be happy by forgetting a lot of things A jealous woman may be a tragedy but a jealous man is a joke 0 the tightwad always talks like saving your money means paving your soul but many a man never knew he had a soul until after he had lost his money and found it necessary to become human A coward is known by the excuses he makes lien ien are gradually becoming civilized you never see a hard bard boil ed white shirt any more except with evening dress probably nothing in the long run proves more inconvenient than a marriage of convenience i |
