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Show RESEMBLANCE EASY TO SEE Kaiser's Code of Morals Really Might Have Been Copied From Those of Cannibal Chief. Billy Sunday was condemning German Ger-man kultur. "Kaiser Wilhelm with' his kultur is no further advanced," he said, "than the savage cannibal of the tropic swamps and forests. Yes, the kaiser Is an exact counterpart of- Chief Wawa. "A missionary penetrated into the kingdom of Wawa, the cannibal chief, and tried to convert him, but, of course, it was no go. " 'Do you know the difference between be-tween right and wrong?" the missionary mission-ary asked in the course of the argument. argu-ment. " 'I do that,' says Wawa. "'Well, then, whet is right?' says the missionary. " 'It's right,' says Wawa, 'when I raid that village across the river, steal all the girls and cattle and kill all the 'men.' " 'And what is wrong?' said the missionary. mis-sionary. "Chief Wawa put on a look of pious horror and turned up the whites of his eyes, just like the kaiser does, and then he answered, in a snuffling voice: " 'It would be wrong for that village vil-lage to do the same to us.' " |