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Show Half-and-Half Music. A jobbing carpenter came into the Wheatsheaf tavern and ordered a half-piut half-piut only, Instead of his usual amount of refreshment. The proprietor expressed ex-pressed amazement. " 'Tis like this," explained the carpenter car-penter : "I've alius been quite willin' to reduce my expenses once I saw the quality give a lead. And, just now, coming from a job of work up at the hall, I noticed that Sir 'Enery has made a start In what is called economy. econ-omy. His two daughters was playing music In the drawing room, and" they was both of 'em playin' mark you this both of 'em playin' on one and the self-same piano." Liverpool Post. |