Mt. Pleasant Pyramid | 1915-08-20 | Page 3 | War and Necessity

War and Necessity. Assuming an air of sage importance the fat plumber ejaculated: "War is a necessity." "Pooh! How do you make that out?" demanded the thin carpfnter, denrecatingly. "Did you read that Edison is golni to devote his energies to American protective measures In time of war?" "Yep. What of It?" "That proves my contention." "How?" "War makes Invention DfCi-sHary,, doesn't it?" "I suppose so." "And necessity Is the mother ol invention?" in-vention?" "Huh!" "Therefore war and necessity are synonymous." The thin carpenter is still thinking It over. Youngstown Telegram.