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Show It is up to the police to make safe blowing unsafe. One way to avoid cholera seems to be to avoid war. What excellent fuel some fireproof Itructures appear to be! If New York can't find a new sen-ation sen-ation it stirs up an old one. Some young women want a vote, but some prefer a husband with a vote. Husband killing episodes may be necessary, but they are awfully mussy. As between dollars and bullets, we must say we'd choose dollars every time. A New York woman lost $440 which ihe carried in her stocking. How Is not explained. The French Poets' society plans pensions for aged members. Who will furnish the funds. Whatever else may be said of him, the storage man deserves the credit of putting the old in cold. The kaiBer has Just dedicated a motion mo-tion picture house of his own. Well, there's money in moving pictures. One. way to stay young, says Admiral Ad-miral Dewey, is to avoid banquets. Tes, they are deadlier than battles. There are 1,000 males to 900 females fe-males in the world. And still there are those who would tax the bachelors. bache-lors. A Kansas woman has a fad for collecting col-lecting pitchers. No, gentle fan, she is not the proprietress of a baseball team. New York' man died the other day and- his heart was found to be on the right side. It was in the right place, all right These rare book swindlers are going to be rare birds. As a popular pastime swimming Is over for the present. "Cheese Market Cornered." Head line. Ought to raise a smell. Feeding men on electricity seems a shocking innovation, doesn't it? Football did its best, but it plays a sorry second to baseball in popularity. "Quack" is the title of a new comedy. com-edy. Probably all about human geese. Under the newest ruling, some poets are born, and some are educated at. West Point. Berlin claims a talking cat. Wonder Won-der what serenades it selects for nightly rendition? You may, if you wish, pick up your grouches where you dropped them. But it is not compulsory. A Boston minister says that a couple can marry on $15 a week. But it's a weak means to an end. According to fashion experts next season's dresses will be devoid of curves. Sounds like a straight tip. A lot of people do not recognize oppartunity when they meet it because be-cause they expect it to look like luck. The New York burglar who stole 10,000 'nickels from a householder must be a movie fan of the worst sort. United States government will pro vide foot powder for the shoes of soldiers. sol-diers. Watch the powder bills increase. in-crease. "How to treat an old man," is the way one editor heads his advice. He should include the cost of the said treating. |