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Show Celtic Arithmetic. Into the general store of a town up in New York state there recently came a big, good natured Irish woman, who wanted to be weighed. She stepped ' off the scales almost aa socjn as she - - had stepped on. "Shure, these scales is no good!" was her digusted comment. "They only weigh up to wan hundred, an' I weigh something loike wan hundred and noinety pounds." " 'Tis easily discouraged ye are, Mrs. Ca3ey," said a friend. "Just step onto them twict, me dear, and let Mickey here do the sum for ye." |