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Show A LUCKY BEGGAR. j Robert Newman telephoned the police: po-lice: "I want you to find my trousers,'" he said. "Did you look under the mattress?" asked the telephone clerk in th , chief's otllce. "No," said Newman. "Give me the description," he 1 said. "All right The number on the case Is 5,574,661 and the number ou th works Is 6,133.475." "What are you talking about, any way?" "My watch." "I thought It was your trousers." "Yes, the watch was in tho trousers' trous-ers' pocket. A beggar called here and asked me to give him a pair of trousers. trous-ers. I did. After he was gone 1 discovered dis-covered 1 gave him the ones with my watch in them. Find that beggar, wllfl you?" |