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Show REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR. F0 Excuses go on crutches. One way to get votes seems to be not to deserve them. mi Philosophy quits when it's tlm to jt end thinking and begin to act. " The reason a man s expenses go up -so fast is his income stays down. What makes a woman's shoe pinch; , is they make it so much smaller than: j its size. I , A poor digestion is a heap more' I ( worry to anybody than a bad con- ! i science. ' A girl isn't afraid when she takes a nap ln a train of talking in her sleep, but of snoring. If men could understand why a woman wo-man acts the way she does she wouldn't do it. Maybe the people who write the gas, bills in this world will have to pay, them in the next. When a girl will call underclothesi underclothes, with men around, she's too good to be true. I If a man was all alone on a desert) island it would make him feel poor to have Christmas coming. i A man recommends hlB butcher Icy. )r f a friend with much more confidence F than he does his doctor. The Lord lets everybody have a try at this world, so everybody puts the consequences up to Him. |
