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Show Made a Mess of It. During a social evening a woman sang for the guests. One of the guests turned to a meek-looking little iiinn sitting at his side and said: "How awful ! Who can she be?" "That," replied the man addressed, "is my wife." "Oh. 1 b-b-beg your pardon!" stuttered stut-tered the other. "She's really a I know she'd sing beautifully if she) iiiiide a better selection of her music. Who do you suppose wrote that song?" ,"1 am the author of that smig," replied re-plied the meek-looking little man. Argonaut. |