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Show Too Thin. "The greatest curiosity I ever came across in the course of a long experience," expe-rience," said the first broker, "is 'a man who comes Into our office every i day, watches the ticker like a hawk ' for five hours, and pays cash for everything he buys.'' "I can beat that by a mile," replied the second broker. "A man came into our place a while "go and started to trade actively in Heading and Union on a five-point margin. . He had $5,000 when he began. In six months he had $50,000. Then do you know what he did? He put his money Into first mortgage bonds and quit." '. The first ' broker looked almost dazed. "I hate to do it," he murmured, mur-mured, "but I've just got to. You're a liar!" Puck. ; . , |