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Show Seeond Contestant Was Runner-Up to the Worst Both were very proud of their vocal abilities: for months they had squabbled over the question as to which possessed the better voice. At last, to settle bets they had made with each other, thej arranged to give a recital before an eminent professor and abide by his judgment. When they had concluded, the professor turned to the first, shaking shak-ing his head sorrowfully. "You're the worst singer I've ever heard," he said. "Hurrah!" shouted the other. "Gome on I Pay me that fiver!" "One moment, please," said the professor, quietly. "You er well, you can't sing at all!" |