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Show Just W a Little 0 IN MUSIC, TOO A I.I.iin'.U of o.-(r-i-,tlon.-i! anility was vl:iltln mi In. liana city mid wu a.ik(-il Id ,lay f.ir the pupils of a Junior lilli Hchool. Tin; clillilii-Ji were tliuroii'!i!y ap-prei:l:itlve ap-prei:l:itlve inn spf-iit some time ufter (lie concert In ill-icns-slnii (lie art ami ILe m-li-clioriH Hint liail l-icen played. "All.-iij ,S pul. 4 bo much expression expres-sion In lier mn.sle," mi I J ne. "Ve.H, nlie certainly puts Hie rl'lit expression In," said another, "but Hie thins (hut Interested me most was her wonderful technocracy," Indianapolis News. Diagnosis Now Simplified "Why Is Meyer, the doctor, so popular?" pop-ular?" "In his waiting room he has three settees one for North sea, one for Switzerland and the other for the Itlvleru. I'atlents Just take the seat they prefer and he does not have to bother with symptoms." Vienna Muskele. Here's a Laugh The pretty girl sat In the corner of the compartment next to her young man, her niece on her knee. The train dashed Into a tunnel, and suddenly sud-denly the other passengers heard the little girl exclaim: "Kiss me, too. Auntie Violet 1" "Mavis," said Aunt Violet, quickly, "you should say 'Kiss me twice.' Kiss me two Is not good grammar." ALL IN ORDER "Yes. I've allers tried to put forth my best efforts." "How's diit." "I put my eatlu' first, sleeplu' second, sec-ond, smoking' third, en' my best efforts ef-forts fourth." Roil Call Barrister How many children have you? Man Let's see Tom, Bill, Nelly, LTtirry Small Boy at the Back of the Court Don't forget me, father. Bexhll) Guide. Garden Note Jonos Will you raise your own vegetables next year? Suburbs No. Just praise the neighbors' truck and they'll give you the best they raise as a brag! Brooklyn Daily Eagle. Cure for Extravagance "Are you saving any money since you started your budget system?" "Sure. By the time we have balanced bal-anced it up every evening It's too late to go anywhere." Christian Register. Safe First Snake (at the zoo) Here comes a woman. Second Snake I'm glad I'm not In her shoes 1 The New Bathing Suit Trim Old Lady (viewing the bathers) bath-ers) I think they might just as well go around naked as have nothing on. Boston Transcript |