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Show TOO MUCH FOOD They had not seen each other for 18 months. Bill, the shorter of the two, asked "How's the world treating you these days?" "Rotten," was the reply. "People ore becoming too distrustful. I have not had a penny In my pocket for a week. I go up to a fellow who looks likely, and ask him If he could give me the price of a meal. What does he do? Instead of slipping a coin Into me hand, he takes me round to a cafe and watches me eat the meal." "What are you growling about, then?-' asked Bill. "If you get meals, you can't complain." "Can't II" replied the other. "I've had nine meals today 1" Smith's Weekly. |