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Show OF COURSE. And it'll be clean. Some of the girls who attended your last exhibition said you didn't quite make it. How come? Several of the babes got excited and started screaming advice. Cost me a few seconds. Will your Lady Fair Louise be there? FOR LADIES ONLY Hello, is this Mac? Yep Don't kid me. I won't talk to anybody but Mac. All the girls are talking, and I want to hear it straight. It's me, all right. Fire away. Well, I just want to know you're sure you won't be embarrassed? em-barrassed? I DON'T BLUSH easy. And this is no party line. Well then, tell me truly: Is it sure to happen Thursday? Yep. -Thursday for sure. How many will be there? . At. least a dozen. Probably more. What shall I wear? , AS LITTLE as possible. It's going to get hot in here. Oooooh, you devil. Will there be seating? On the chairs, on the floor, on the steps. If there's too many girls they can sit on the lawn and I'll have a commentator at the door. Describing progress? That's right. Describing progress. prog-ress. And keeping time. OOOOOH, I CAN hardly wait . . . What time will it begin? At 2:30 sharp. Of course if you want to come earlier there'll be my usual solo on trie electric organ. Costs you two bits. Brahms. With one finger. And what will you be wearing? Boxer trunks, to start. Now I KNOW we'll all be there. If I come early may I sit on the kitchen table? Of course not. That's why I'm doing it. Aren't you a little past your prime? ' LOOK, TOOTS, I never did better bet-ter when I was 25. Of course, 1 didn't have a chance then. . I've heard it several times, but some of the girls just faint away when they're half-way through. Please tell me, Mac, exactly what is it you do that's got the whole town talking? Promise not to give any details in advance? Oooooh yes, Mac. Whisper it slowly. I'm drooling. , WELL, 1 PROPOSE to start from scratch, dry sink, dry cloth. But of course they'll all be well-stacked. Tell me exactly how you mean it, Mac. Well stacked? The dishes, of course, honey. I propose to do seven days worth of dishes, china, silver, glass, pots and pans all washed, dried and put away and the sink scrubbed, in exactly 11 minutes and 40 seconds. Ooooh, I can hardly wait. Both hang up phone. Well, I do it every Thursday. Just as well have a paying audience, don't you think? Mac. |