Show just paragraphs the electric r chair has something to do with checking criminals but the proper place to start Is the high chair 0 40 OO 00 O 40 O we agree with the park city man who argues that its time to take the cow catchers off of railroad locomotives and substitute automobile nets 49 0 40 0 e some men know how to make money but the wisest ones are those who know how to keep part ot of it atter after made it good intentions are like fainting inting ta women both need meed carrying out ap t VI 0 any park city man who wants to make next winter a short one can do so by signing a note that will come due in the spring C 40 the reason the divorce courts are kept so busy Is because so many girls think it is more important to marry wisely than well 0 00 the honeymoon usually develops a flat tire along about the time the groom discovers the bride going to work any overtime at the job ot of trying to please him 0 41 40 the average park city lather father has to be pretty doggone dog gone sick belore before ile he will take castor on and yet hell want to kill the children because they dont take it cheerfully when mother wants them to a 0 A woma boman n can have tour four pair of scissors r on her lap while she Is sewing but that wont keep her from biting the thread aw aw 0 one halt half of the world know how the other halt half lives but they ought to know since weve all been touched IS 4 40 the old fashioned park city boy whose mother used to get a bolt of goods and make shirts for the whole family at a cost of about five cents a shirt now has a family of boys who would be deeply humiliated if they were asked to wear a shirt that cost less than 2 why Is it that every married woman feels that she earns every cent of her husbands salary 4 dont brag about your ancestors the tact fact that a dog has a pedigree keep hini him from getting cans tied to his tall 0 0 e ar 0 A look at the family towel occasionally would indicate that about every boy in park city is a member of the black hand society 0 10 0 0 40 why Is it that it tickles a man to learn that the husband of the girl who turned him down gets drunk and beats her every night ab 48 ab A man can understand some things that a woman does but he never understands why she puts lace on towels 0 why Is it that some park city men will drop a nickel in the contribution box on sunday and expect to get enough religion i tor for it to last them through the entire week 4 what puzzles thi the average small boy Is where la is father got hold of 0 the news that lindbergh Und bergh always alway 5 ate all of hla his spinach when ile he was a 8 kid about t the 0 only ay iy thing americans on tlora s joe la I 1 that hat somebody agree to the tarm farm else should get gel back A detroit burglar opened a jar ol of home in trade ade mpr preserves es erves these modern burglars have tools that will open anything 4 0 0 jim Is wondering it if there Is go going ing to be enough kieft left lor for the county airs fahrs 41 it la is said that 20 per cent ot of the male population or of the U S now plays golt golf proving that BO 80 per cent stul still cant figure out wap what its all about 0 0 an examination will show asserts 3 S F that a comans womans wo mans handbag contains almost os a many ustes li things as a mans dockets lockets lock ets 4 0 0 4 dor donl S judge 7 men by their views warns J M judge the views by the kind ol of men that hold them 0 0 eskimos are now erting catli g ice cream and maybe the next generation will kno know i what E jelmo pie Is 4 J W says the mosquito leads EL a short hort life but that the modern girt girl Is dressing so 50 the mosquito can make it a merry one 0 Q the trouble Is most men preter prefer to take things as they come instead ot of going out to hunt them what a park city girl wears vears these days count as much as the way she ehe wears it 0 0 ap A new mew york she sheriff r id says defect defective ivo eyes cause crime and so do loose fingers W 0 under the new laws awa ot of the dominion of canada tom and jerry are in partnership again 0 4 43 0 our idea of an optimist is the park city man who is satisfied to lose a 10 bill lust just to lo win a ten tea cerit cent argument real family trees are raade by the acil men who branch out lor for ives 12 0 11 sr 41 0 experience is stul still the best teacher but her tuition lees fees seem to be getting higher 0 00 0 0 in park city it is not what the n neighbors think that counts its what th chev e y know I 1 it has also been our observe observation alon that some women would rather bo be hungry I 1 than be out of style 4 0 drivers ot of these new presidential president lal booms should remember not to try any speeding until they are thoroughly loosened up ab 4 dw nothing makes a park alt city I 1 domst woman 1 11 as nad mad Ps having a alus husband band v who ah 11 as wonderful as slie she boasts he be Is when ashes talking to other women I 1 4 i g 40 0 the difference between betheen a man and a woman isthan Is that a men man can pass a pair ot of scales without always being tempted to get on them to see if 11 he be has gained or lost a pound 40 41 A woman gets just as weary listening to a man boasting as he gets listening to her complaining 40 0 Q another thing some ot of our park city friends would like to have explained Is why the fish always take a vacation at the same time they do 0 40 e 0 10 the mississippi river has caused almost mos t every calamity except a special session of congress 0 4 0 men may be vain and all that but a at t least they taken to shaving on the street 4 0 13 wonder it there la Is a men man in park city who ever gets coiry for his wife because her husband is such a big loafer 0 40 40 it looks like one of Eu ropes future problems says mawhinney will be to find parking space tor for american airplanes 5 wonder it if some of those who wrote to col Linci lendbergh bergh are not still waiting tor for an answer 40 4 roach koach says nothing seems sillier to a woman than to hear a man kicking just because his bis watch keep perfect time 0 Q ac 0 4 father may not enjoy listening to mother bawl him out declares jefford but theres nothing the neighbors enjoy any more 0 0 0 ao nothing disappears more quickly than a 25 po pound and chunk of ice on a hot day unless its one heros glory when another heros sun rises dark clark says the fellows who spent their evenings at home studying seed cata bogues last winter are now spending their tune time studying road maps t A woman pushing a lawn mower may be a sign there Is no man around the house hous or again it may be a sign that her hubbs husband nd has gone fishing dancing changed so very much asserts workman the old fash cloned arances were called graceful and the ones we have now are called disgraceful 0 O 0 44 4 A Pulli pullman fian porter was thrown from his car when the train was derailed and flew 10 feet through the air before he hit head first fiat up against a concrete post he lay in a daze rubbing his h head ea d ahe when the conductor came running up u P great scott mant c cried the conductor arent you killed no said the porter getting to lit his a leet mat aeh that concrete post must a broke matt lall fail 0 45 0 D about a third of the wells drilled tor for oil turn 0 out t t to 0 be dry most of 0 the run drilling fo lor loans s also turn out that way |