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Show HE SNORED IN CHURCH. One day a Quaker went to flecp in meetinp and ' RUrli d t' pnore. Tor a while the naal iioIim we pi hoft and smooth and did not disturb th.- worshipers, wor-shipers, but finally the sleeper let o-.t n few extra bticrt. ard I icl-ed rp such a cniuiotlon that kindly deposed depos-ed Iriend thousht it the part of wisdom wis-dom ti awaken hlm. 'Frlend Nathani- 1," he vhUpcr-eo vhUpcr-eo pokinK the sleeper in the ribs, "I thlnl; thee had better nrojee thyself." What did thee sav? What did thee say?" exclaimed Nathaniel suddenly sud-denly parting out of his slumber. "What is the matter?'' Nothln', Nathaniel," renllej Ihe other, without even breaking luto .1 smile, "only thee was snoring a little, and I was afraid that out udeivs would think that the spirit had moved thee to a trombone Polo liiHtead of an expression ex-pression of thy convictions." |