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Show JUST F02 FUN Worse Still. At tho last election two luborlng men were discussing politics (and four-ale), lu the public bar ot the Red Linn. Jones was a true-blue Tory, while Smith was a Radical of the deepest d)e. The argument was fierce. "Ah, well." remarked Jones at inijiu, JOI tail l feci una 1 1 win the fact that Mr. Robinson's a pufflclc gentleman A reel torf, 'e Is. Only tho other day 'e sent me a rabbit for my dinner." "Oh. e did, did 'e?" snapped Smith. "Well, that's wot we calls bribery." Jones began to get alarmed. "Well, tho rabbit was a trifle igh," he replied, depreciating!). "Wus8 still," thundered Smith; "wusa still. That's bribery aud corruption." cor-ruption." Tit-Bits. Love Letters. He wrote a letter every day; He called her "Darling," "Precious," "Dove," The lady filed the mall away; Her gentle breast was filled with love. I He wrote that If her love should cease. rno sun ana moon ana stars wouia fall She tied them up and held her peave. And kept them Indexed, one and all. Now she Is asking him to pay, She's brought his letters all to light. The moral Is as plain as day; Love if jou will, but do not write. Chicago Record-Herald. A Coming Statesman. Teacher Bobby, you were not at school jesterday. Bobby Nope. I was paired with Skinny Joues Chicago Tribune. |