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Show "Dut wbrre arc you going to l?epT" "Oh. that all rlKht." as the answer, an-swer, "ihafB my lower over there." New York Sun. Putting It Too Strong. Sbo so many men nowadays rnnr-ry rnnr-ry for money. You wouldn't marry me for money, would you, dearest? He (absently) No. Jarllnp, I wouldn't marry you for oil th money In the v f rid. She Oh. you borrld. horrid wretch! DoBt'ia TraDecrlit. Original. "She's original anyway." "Why bo?" "I was forced to offer her my lcTt liand to hhake yesterday, and he didn't hay: 'The left hand's nearest the heart.' "Detroit Free Tress. Great Surgical Achievement. "And what do you re.r.ird 8 t!i greatest triumph of modern wirpery?" "CollectlDR the bills." promptly responded re-sponded the preat practitioner." London Spare Moments. The Man Who Gronn. Times have changed, tho old folku say. And turned some ways mor? stable; It l6n't the hoarder that Rroana today. It's the man who supplies the table. Boston Transcript How It Is Befer. Sho Some people think that second sec-ond love la besL What Is your opinion? opin-ion? He Well, a roan's second lore is usually worth moro money than his first. Chicago News. March of Progress. "Whither away?" ' Going to serenade a girl." "Can you Ping?" "Nope: going to do It with a grrr.h-opbonr" grrr.h-opbonr" Louisville Courier-Journal. He Learned Some'.hlng. Little Willie Say, pa. what Is worldly wisdom? Pa Worldlywlsdom, my son. Is a perfect knowledge of the fallings of our nelghboro. Chicago News. A Robbery That Paid. Scott I always thought It was rough on Adam to rob him of hla rib. Mott Yes, but on the other hand It was the making of Eve. Boston Transcript. Tran-script. A Quiet Tip. The mun who thinks he knows It all From his lofty perch may get a fall; But he who Is at times In doubt May And his weakness helps him out. Chicago News. on a rilr tin win mean the re?arap-'on re?arap-'on of dividends. Mas.ii klley, GruDd Central. IrVon , Klosin and Stoux C-n.c.ildJtel Jusi about hrid thrtr on. The dem:tnd for all tLr.f. proro,!:!crifl a not ttron?, snd as a remit the price did not show- favorably In conuarlKon wl;h h number of th- othr st-cks. A conMirable amount or trading wan done In the loxr priced proi r-tles, r-tles, especially Tlntlc Combination. Over l3,ooo shares of this stock were sold at 2 cents or belter, and this Indicates In-dicates that some tolling development work la close at hand. The closing q:o atlmj on the regular reg-ular call were as follows: Bid Asked Addle s .03 n-ck Tunnel 10 .12h P.!g Hill 01 Din?'. Amal lUi .15 na'i: Jack 11 .12 Dul!ocl 0l; .02 t'unh:i Z Cedar Talis 01 Vi .024 Century 10 Colorndo Ming 80 .81 Columbua Con 93 .&5 Con. Mercur. .. 12 Crown Point OCVi Daly Judge 4.73 Decker Canyon 02 Ely Calumet 20 East Cr. Pt 00 V4 .00 East Tin. Con 01 .02 East Tin. Dev 05V; .05 E. T. Cold King OOVi Golden Reef 07 Gold field Daisy 09 Grand Central 1.73 l.S2V Gray Rock 02 Grutli 03 Int. Pet. & Oil 1.05 1.074 Ibex Gold 00 Indian Queen 02.; .02 Ingot 02 Inyo Gold OC'i Iron niossom 84 .85 Iron King 15 Joe Bowers 02 Keystone 25 Little Pell 1C0 l.D2Va Lower Mam 4Si .50 Major Evans 00Vi Mason Valley 1.D5 2.00 May Dav 03 .OS'4 Miller Hill 01 Mineral Flat 01 .01 4 Mountain Lake 03 Mt. Lake Ex. . . 01 Moecow 20 McKlnler 0314 Nevada British 35 .50 Nevadi Falrvlew 02Vi Nevada Hills 58 .65 Newhouso 2.50 3.00 New Yirk 08V4s .09'i Ohio Copper 3.93 4.20 Opohonco .. ... 21',4 Plocho Mclals 03', .10 Plutus 05 .07 Vi Prince Con 78 .83 Provo 00 ..... Rich, and Ana 10' Sacramento 02 Scottish Chief OOVi Seven Troughs 07 .07 Sliver King 3.30 Silver Shield 0$yi .15 Sioux Con.. 31 .35 South Colum 07 .08 South Iron Bios 004 .01 Swansea Con. 03 .041; Swansea Ex 00V4 Tlntlc Humb OHi Victoria 1.50 Tlntlc Cent 07 .07'i Tlntlc Com 02 .02 Tlntlc Empire 01 Uncle Sam 39Vi .40 Uiah Con 01V. .05 Victor Con. 05 .00 West Utah Copper 1.00 Wabash 13 Western Nevada 20 Yankee Con 08 Yorlngton Cop 03 .04 JUST FOR FUN Stinging a Stranger. Two strangers met at one of the small tables In a dining-car. They found a roinnvn bond In the effort t seeurn K(tmeihln to eat, and by the time the coffee came they were jreat friends. "I wonder if you will do me a favor," fa-vor," remarked the first ono as he covered his cheek with a substantial bill. The other man seemed receplhe mid he continued: "Have you got n lower berth for to-nUht?" to-nUht?" Tho innn across the table nodded. "Well, I'm traveling with my mother, who is rather well along In life, and I'm anxious to make her comfortable. com-fortable. Would you be kind enough to .rhe her your berth ?" "I should be delighted," responded the stranger. They went back to the tdeepcr, where the accommodating man was presented to the other's mother, a white haired old lady w ith a charming charm-ing face. The Good Samaritan had exchanged his lower for the upper belonging to the old lady and he was radiating with a sense of charitable kindness. It led him to remark affably to the other man: 1 |