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Show MIXED ADVICE. A Kansas jrlrl is eiiKHtffd to a Chicago younfc m:in rind recently, upon rturnlnif from a visit at the hvmn of his Intended, Inten-ded, the lover purchnfcd two presents, one I'or lis intended and ono for her little lit-tle brother. To his innmornta ho sent n beautifully bound ropy of "Luclle,' and to the boy u fine baseball bat. In nom'v inconceivable way both tho nccompany-InK nccompany-InK ivote and packngCH were exchanged with the reeult that the younp lady re-ceied re-ceied the baseball bat and this attached at-tached advice: "Please accept this little lit-tle memento as a token of my repard. Take It out with the boys and develop votir muncles Enter Into the spirit pf the game mid lenrn to hit hard It my Ftand you In hand In Inter life. Takw thin but. spit on your hands, walk up to the plate and paste the bull In the solar pexu5. Iearn to slide even it It does tear your troupers. H game!" "Tf,. boy will n-t tell what wa In hlis lotter becaune hi sister refuses to trade presents. pres-ents. She Is learning to hit hard on the ground Hint It may stand her wen In hand nfter she Is married. |